anyway

built like scaffolding

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[anyway @glepshat]

“How to clear search history after discovering bump on butthole”

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[anyway @glepshat]

God willing

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Surely there's some Chinese pharmaceutical company making quaaludes right. Like they can't just be fully lost to time

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[anyway @glepshat]

@jzux I put a package of frozen shrimp on my neck for temperature therapy and then once the shrimp is thawed out I now have shrimp cocktail. Instead of spiral of doom you spend the entire time thinking about how cold it is and how yummy shrimp cocktail will be

[anyway @glepshat]

Me, my bed, a baguette, a stick of salted butter, and some privacy

[no name @pradaice]

Smoked weed while actively taking my anti psychotics, led to my blood pressure dropping and me fainting…. It’s so horrible when things my psychiatrist says will happen to me if I don’t listen to him does actually happen to me.

[anyway @glepshat]

All I’ll say is season 2 weight loss is satellite part 2 and I will not be explaining any further

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

[anyway @glepshat]

“I’m your peepaw and I think you’re gonna be a girl”

[anyway @glepshat]

My 30th birthday cake is going to be a gender reveal cake and I’m gonna have the bakery choose which gender to make it

[anyway @glepshat]

I hate Chuck McGill. If Chuck McGill has no haters I’m dead

[anyway @glepshat]

I fear something bad is going to happen to this man

[reneé | hotd spoilers!! @femmenyra]

she just got the ick so bad. never look at her again tall whitaker #PittSpoilers

[Bunny @babybunnyrry]

my ex broke no contact

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

doing some research

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

You gotta hold me extra tight at night because I'll get up and go smoke

[regis @regissphilbin]

the implication that big bird doesn’t slay just pmo so bad