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Harps lyfe

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To be honest, I thought OJ Simpson was a US president

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Apol: OJ has been granted parole!
GLF: Is that the one who liked kids? X

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GLF: How do you know this person?
ND: She’s my sister.

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Hitler was a cute baby

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Went on date didn’t I

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That’s why they call him “black salami”

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BM your ear is like a little omelette

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I didn’t know you listen to music Barrie

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I’ve got some film maker guy coming in tomorrow morning to film me at work.

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I smoked a twig once. It was like a bonfire in my mouth

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CL — So what am I shooting?
GLF — Me, shoot it in my mouth!

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I feel a bit windy

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Freshly squeezed jiz

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I think his happiness definitely depends on how is life is going

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I don't think you realise how ganster I am

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Allie are you immigrant?

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AP - What is Coco?
GLF - Coco is Cocaine... Obvs

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Watching the guy clean the windows - Oh yeah, just a bit lower, thats the spot, oh yeeeeeeh… #lunchtimekink

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When I was at school my best friend was part of the Snozbombs, I was so jealous