Greg Lindenberg

Editor "at large" in the convenience store, fuel retailing and foodservice industries. Ready to report the news in YOUR industry.

[MLB @MLB]

The Dodgers have a wild new burger that is served in a lunch box 😮

The "Lunch Box Burger" features a grilled beef patty, melted pepper jack cheese, peanut butter, grape jelly, candied sriracha bacon and crispy bacon 🤤

[Covered Bridge Chips @CBchips]

Winter may be over, but we’re not ready to say goodbye to a classic just yet…

Introducing Storm Chips: Calm Weather Edition 🥔
No flavour. No fuss. No excitement. Just… plain chips.

Because sometimes, the forecast calls for absolutely nothing.

Available April 1st only 😉

[Holiday @HolidayStations]

You asked for a bigger size…

We may have overdelivered 👀🪣

[Hatco Corporation @HatcoCorp]

Don't you wish your equipment could read your mind? 🧠 Introducing the Telepathic Toaster! A toaster designed to predict your needs before you burn another slice. Prior telepathic experience recommended but not required. #AprilFools

[Butterfinger @Butterfinger]

APRIL FOOOOOL’S! But let’s be honest, you’d totally give this a try 😏 Did we get you good?

[Doritos @Doritos]

get ready to smell like a snack

[Sprecher Brewery @sprecherbrewery]

Six-Seven Up: The soda that goes harder than the 6-7 trend!

Click here: https://t.co/1TcobTcr4l

#Sprecher #SixSevenUp #AprilFools

[QuikTrip @QuikTrip]

At QuikTrip, we pride ourselves on bringing top-of-the-line innovations in efficiency and cleanliness to our customers, which is why we’re so excited to announce the latest advancement in cleaning technology: QT Cleaning Robot 2.0. Standing at over six-feet-tall, our new-and-improved anthropomorphic model features eight interchangeable arms of cleaning tools, cleaning speeds up to 40 mph, a 1000% HEPA filtration system, UV Light Sanitizer laser eyes, pine-scented bathroom freshener aerosol that comes out of its belly button, the ability to say “I love you” in 18 different languages, Olympic-level break dancing skills, a preference for spicy chicken taquitos, oddly attractive?, all-around “good hang”, nice nails, and if you’ve read this far…HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! QT ❤ cleaning robot 4eva.

[CRUNCH @crunchbar]

The Buncha CRUNCH Concession Dispenser Experience™️ WAS an April Fools joke. But maybe not anymore. Let's make it real. Drop a 🍫 in the comments if you want this thing to exist and we might just surprise you. We're counting 👀

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

no, this is not a joke. cold brew is now available everywhere, for a limited time!

[Bones Coffee Company @bonescoffeeco]

NEW COFFEE FLAVORS! 😱☕️ Say mornin' to 🥯 Bacon Egg & Cheese + 🍥 Sushi Roll! ⁠
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Which one are you brewing first? ⁠

[Markie Devo @markie_devo]

Not a fever dream! Not an April fools!🥒🍪

OREO drops dill pickle flavored fudge OREOS for a limited time on their site!

📲Available now exclusively to Oreo. com in a 6ct for $9.99.

Direct link>> https://t.co/3AKF82qaMW

(OREO, Thanks @snackwire for the first find!✊🏻)

[Outback Steakhouse @Outback]

Our thoughts are with our mates at KitKat as they navigate this unexpected and difficult time.

In completely unrelated news:
Introducing the NEW Bloomin’ KitKat. just $1 while supplies are, um… abundant.

[7-Eleven @7ElevenMexico]

Les presentamos nuestra nueva bebida sabor Kit Kat… por tiempo limitado. 👀

[TGI Fridays @TGIFridays]

Mozzy Candle™ is officially here. 🧀
Smells like your favorite. Feels like a great decision.

[Oasis Stop 'N Go @oasiscstores]

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
We're officially rebranding.
Oasis Stop 'N Go is becoming… a spa. That's right. The pumps are out. The cucumber water is in. 🥒✨
...okay fine. We're still your favorite Stop 'N Go. April Fools! 😄 Come see us!

[RaceTrac @RaceTrac]

the bold new flavor you didn’t know you needed 🍅

[Jack in the Box @JackBox]

It's been 75 years, I think it was time for a new look.

[Krispy Kreme @krispykreme]

Krispy Kreme x Mt. Olive Pickle Doughnuts are officially here 🥒🍩 and this drop is about to be a BIG dill!

April Fools... but why do we feel like some of you would actually eat this, let us know 👇