GliderMan

Regulating Glider buses of Northern Ireland.

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

Apparently I've been reported for assaulting someone, well I can tell yah, it was true, but it wasn't a someone it was a goth, so fuck them

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

Anybody caught slabbering about Boris Johnson is getting kicked through the bendy bit

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

@Hariboconomics The moon / fairy dust

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

Wise up would yiz

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

@RichardBenyonMP Don't a fucking bin lid woman

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

Anybody affiliated with #ExtentionRebellion aren't allowed on the glider, yas can ride your flickers tae your club houses

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

See the next cunt I catch on the G2 blasting out Clubland Classics, I'm gonna kick the fuck outta yer Ma

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

@Giga_GoblinII Ah, a classic disguise, maybe also sport a curly wig to be sure tomorrow👌

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

Thinking about wearing a disguise in work today...
They will never have time to escape when they aren't expecting me🤔

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

@S20BMK Don't be wearing it on the glider well

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

All shit posters are no longer welcome on the Gliders.

Yas may run, cause yas can't glide.

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

Get yer tickets out G1!

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

Next person to ask me for forgiveness is getting fucking bagged & tagged and flung aff the Kings Bridge.

No Glide No Ride

#translink #glider #noprisoners

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

@Translink_NI @forestsideni I will also be there to lay down the law to these freeloading glider riders.

I've had enough, flick bat's are out.

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

#glidershitposting #belfastmemes #belfastglider #gliderman #noglidenoride #translink

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

@Translink_NI Alright lads, not sure if you've noticed yet, but we've got a bunch of wee pricks slagging us off on Facebook?

Are we allowed to use necessary force to bash these wee froots up?

[GliderMan @gliderman4000]

@Translink_NI Alright lads, not sure if you've noticed yet, but we've got a bunch of wee pricks slagging us off on Facebook?

Are we allowed to use necessary force to bash these wee froots up?