Peter Watts

Words - Design - Procrastination

[Peter Watts @glitchesnbugs]

@fesshole The scary thing is that price tag has yet to register with him to what scale he’s been rejected.

[Peter Watts @glitchesnbugs]

@Cmdr_Hadfield Similar to how Formula One teams mould seats for their drivers so that they are wedged in to combat lateral Gs and become one with the car.

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@jkjballz7 Ok, Small Bone, okay

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@protectarewomen @anon_opin Go back to painting roundabouts Brian

[Peter Watts @glitchesnbugs]

@esjesjesj I’ve never watched it but I’m guessing it’s to with power. He has power over everyone because of his powers, but he couldn’t use them on her for whatever reason so he used the power of assault. Am I close?

[Peter Watts @glitchesnbugs]

@sanasberett So this is what the SNL sketch was based on

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@fesshole They hired you to effectively sign an NDA

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@StatisticUrban Within spitting distance of the M25 and M11 but not got a junction direct to a multi storey car park for park and ride. We are so useless at infrastructure.

[Peter Watts @glitchesnbugs]

@MartaCecilia36 A) stop using Dominoes. The pizzas are trash and the surcharges are endless.
B) local independent pizza places are often better quality and have better deals if you use their website or phone them than you would using JustEat/Deliveroo/Uber etc.

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@GreenMatbe7 @justdavenow89 He’s only 41

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@justdavenow89 Well at least he won’t break his neck if he falls off the lamppost

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@Thepetsonly Oh LAWD he comin

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@anon_opin Why do they also insist on the bare elastic waist that digs in and creases and twists out of shape? Bring back covered elastic waistbands.

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@DeiCivitas @fesshole Bet you’re fun at orgies

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@trussliz She died from the second hand embarrassment of meeting you and realising how big a mess the country would soon be in.

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@3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam Litre - literally says it on the sign. We pay per litre. It’s metric, you may have heard of it. But still, please impeach Dementia Donald because he’s fucking everyone over.

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@Karl0aduSnowdog @TonyLaneNV It’s Ireland you reactionary prick, don’t you know what our number plates look like?

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@revoltinghippie Are you as equally disgusted by St John’s Ambulance? Exact same thing mate.

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@buperac Physics is not your strong point is it

[Peter Watts @glitchesnbugs]

@emmy_olisa @Caittyy12 It’s a fixed camera - how have you got such low powers of reasoning