Katie Madison

i like my eggs like i like my coffee, big ass titties
--Wesson1212

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I should probably do this a little more than I do.

https://t.co/gzY1WluFzg

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@Chaosyn Hi there!

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Apparently my girlfriend and I have very different thoughts on what we should name a baby. Help us settle it.

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@sickgrl_sadgrl That's what I was led to believe.

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@TashaTarte They warned that the second one would hurt more... Maybe not to that extent. Which would have been a good idea when I said "owie", as I took my top off.

But jeepers, that second one was something else.

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Sooo... The people I live with complain that I have poor impulse control.
But guess who got a walk AND brand spanking nipple piercings.

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@barbellcartel71 Listen here you little shit.
Tiny javelins were pushed through me.

I adore you.

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@ChamblessRaybur It's, uhhhhh... It's growing back out.
I do miss having longer hair.

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Oh my goodness, I can't believe it's been so long.

I've missed you.

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@TgirlKaylon Clean it up, dirtbag

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@robovamp1970 @TgirlKaylon We're both glad, too!

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@YiminyCrickit @Fetusberry @GundamBailey @Vicer0yal Two silly questions: who's that friend with the... pauldron cannons, shall we say?
Do you have a fetish fo mass production types? (I know, they're dope, you're among friends, it's just okay)

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@glitterbukkake Which reminds me. Blonde always was an amazing color on you.

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@herlovingdaddy3 If your friend weren't hanging off of a thing, I would have assumed it were Charles

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I tried to get them all off in time.

In other news; Apparently, I adopted a cat! Because the self-inflating/deflating whoopy cushion I call a dog just wasn't enough.

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@LubeSkyjerker You're not wrong... I am the stray of this little group.

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@wingzero698 @TgirlKaylon I can't seem to finish this master grade!
If I'm being honest? (Hint: I almost always am) the far simpler/sillier SDs are probably better for somebody who still needs water wings - like myself.

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@TgirlKaylon I keep them in my room, so by the time they're seen, it's already too late.

AND THEY AREN'T TOYS!!!
They aren't.
They just... Aren't.

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@MonsterE03244 I don't know... I got pretty darn close...

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@LubeSkyjerker @barbellcartel71 I feel like I made the same point...

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@LubeSkyjerker There we go!