Torpid Crypto Boomer

at least we own the shitcoins

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@jane_gatsby it’s mid at best. stuff you hear among college freshmen

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@justinwangx @danrobinson @andrewjkoh the assumptions about the movement of the safety frontier are terribly silly and predetermine the outcomes. sucks

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@K1_R1_ vagueposting means you are just clueless

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@jeremiahrogers prl is another grift

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@kalyugenjoyer why world PRL end up “currency of compute” instead of something compute ppl dump for dollars

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@scott_lew_is i thought you were in jail

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@gakonst @tempo it’s like AgentCash

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@lulumeservey nothing has happened

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@StanfordReview can we talk about the glow ups

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@lumpenspace didn’t they sponsor her “vibehouse”
and social activities (buy her for PR)?

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@camhberg @David_Gunkel The doomers are literally using fiction to try to figure all this out, insane

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@ankitchiplunkar because it’s also a ponzi?

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@_lordskid it doesn’t make sense, it’s just a ponzi scheme

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@Smartecio it’s not a bank, it’s a ponzi

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@zerokn0wledge_ @standard_rsv it’s just another ponzi

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

$STANDARD is the latest upcoming ponzi scheme

[0xBeans @0xbeans]

tomorrow is a big day and id be lying if i wasnt shitting my pants thinking about it

this whole thing started out as just a culmination of everything i liked in defi with some new mechanics, uniswap v4 hooks tied it all nicely together

i thought this was gonna be a project for the deep corners of onchain crypto, for the few hundred washed plumbers that are left. it was something we were bullish enough on to self fund the entire development of

never would i have expected a whitepaper to garner this much attention. i never thought there would be a timeline where i would want LESS attention on a launch

we are a lean team and we tried to adapt to everything, and i do believe we tried our best to do right by the ppl. i believe we set this launch up in a way that is fair and open, and the team will keep building in that ethos

i truly have no idea how launch is going to go tmr so nothing is financial advice, everything is experimental software, standard reserve is not a legally chartered bank or financial institution, play at your own risk

whatever happens, thank you for all the support. you’ve all given a few of us plumbers a lot to smile about

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@monitoringmeme Thiel did Founders Fund not Paradigm (?)

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@banana1723 this is literally impossible according to @SashaGusevPosts

[Torpid Crypto Boomer @glitteringsatan]

@DZack23 yes if only AI was as innovative as faucets

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@waitbutwhy you’re okay with the lost benefits of slowing development and encouraging the formation of a costly cartel?

man… we’ve lost our way