Adriana La Gangsta

dancehall-listening combat-boot-wearing people-loving sicilian junglist curmudgeon copywriter with mad decoupage skills

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

i am a goddamn sick communicator. U is a common cucaracha fumigator. U is a baby u a tot u a tater. im hard, a veritable leather now n later

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

I still cannot believe that I can:

- look at a world map and tap anywhere to zoom in at street level

- instantly access any song, book, movie, tv show, or podcast ever made

- have any conceivable question and get an immediate answer or video explanation

- take a photo or video wherever I am and add it to my massive, searchable, always accessible personal archive

- video call anyone in my life, at anytime, no matter where they are

- watch live sports on a little wireless glass rectangle

- type out these thoughts and have them read by thousands of people, all over the world, a few seconds later

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

is this silly goose app run by a nimrod still sexy am i supposed to put my histrionic thoughts here and retwat others' histrionic thoughts

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

@DayaYogaStudio i don’t xx n xx c.

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

@MrBeast in a heartbeat

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

@NostalgiaFolder and on sunday they served vertical Honesty HONESTY Honesty HONESTY

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

@PopBase a priest AND a painter

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@EurekaFlowers 😂

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@propervillainy book

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@propervillainy nice seeing u today…give me all the amapiano (and my book)

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

"Deleted Wikipedia articles submitted by insane people" ***i am gutturally screaming and crying***
https://t.co/XRAzudOxcB via @YouTube

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

https://t.co/VradrgukMu

[k 🍪 @yaitskayy]

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

@VegaTeam #vegateam #vegaprotein why must you participate in the evil practice of filling your hard plastic containers only halfway?? i opened my delivery and saw this. deceiving and wasteful. tricks customers and destroys the planet.

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

HEATHER CURSE ME OUT BUT THEN ALSO GET A FLICK FOR ME 🥰

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

i get so mad when men need space from me after i have thoroughly beat them away with my behaviors

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

@RichardDreyfuss ::silent slow mo:: HI MR. HOLLAND
::mr. holland walks past angrily, triggered by the injustices of the educational system::
I LOVE YOU

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

@LeaderMcConnell damn so you could have died as a kid?? that would have been so helpful to the 99%

[Adriana La Gangsta @glitterycookie]

@thatsajellyfish “I LIKE WHEN THEY PUT IN SONGS THAT I LIKE”

[Andrew Farmer @thatsajellyfish]

A wealthy toddler being strollered around Manhattan.