amoeba on the internet

cocktail bar manager in dc. views are not mine but that of my 13-year-old cat

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

- me, putting an egg white cocktail on the menu: nice! This drink is fun and will definitely sell well

-me, shaking my 26th egg white cocktail of the night: WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS DOGSHIT ON THE MENU

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

It’s spring. It’s Aries season. Feel alive.

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

What if you showed up to mass for communion and the blood of Christ was some reductive natty cab franc lol

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

Gonna start assuming that the men at my jobs don’t know basic things so I can also explain dumb shit to them as they think they need to do for me when they ask, “do you know what _____ is?”

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

My favorite bit is picking chunks of my long-haired cat’s fur off of my boyfriend’s clothes and saying, “Whose hair is this?? Is there someone else??” as the three of us are chilling in bed together

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

@macdemarxist the air conditioner is NOT on and her favorite playlist is NOT bumpin : /

[Friends & Family 🦋 @FriendsFamilyDC]

Yeah, they're tired bud.

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

@FriendsFamilyDC This article is full of rancid takes holy moly

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

@BarredinDC St. Vincent coming this weekend ✨

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

Old Fashion** extra sweaty please

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

@FriendsFamilyDC 100% my friend. Hit the nail on the head

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

Shoutout to Ms. Guevara in the abra office for being a literal delight. So helpful and kind. Turned a dreaded task into a v pleasant experience

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

I resolved an issue with my Mac today, you could say I work in IT

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

People that tell me they “basically became a bartender” during early Covid because they learned how to make a negroni at home…

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

If you have an issue with autograt, I’m 99% sure you’re a bad tipper

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

@ServedBySam Thoughts and prayers : /

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

@BarredinDC Tag yourself I’m “various citrus flavors”

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

@ChelseaCirruzzo Vintage.HQ — they have a pop-up in DuPont today! Also Jungli Vintage 😍

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

Like babes, we have a website, and and Instagram. Our menus are online, there’s a welcome sign on the door. We aren’t even a speakmedium

[amoeba on the internet @glitterygorl]

Girlies will see a dimly lit bar space with a good cocktail list and call it a speakeasy