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Broncos rule, Raiders drool, Chargers suck, and Chiefs better duck

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I cant bro, my plan was to eat hella Panda Express and be gassy for the rest of the evening

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You always think a dictatorship won't happen to you until it does

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Who tf is Bill and why he always need so much money

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I might not be an expert, but let me watch one documentary and I'll start talking like one

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@JackKow41271745 Never, just became and adult ig

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Did anyone else think all adults were stupid as a kid

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Sometimes you need to drink 6 beers to remember you didn't eat today. That's why drinking six beers always the safe move

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@RoyIsThaTruth Watch me

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Big thow wow for the bow wow

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Can I be frank with you?

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All you go-hards stay hard gettin ya dig

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@The4thWayYT A parallelogram with four sides of equal length and right angles, not shape. Pick up a geometry textbook dumbass

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We need to create rooms where people can yell at each other without getting in contact, and we just let everyone that hates each other do it, and it'll be like hate therapy. And it will help people become more chill.

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The problem with infinity, you see, is being a human

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At 3pm, I am going to get high and then go to the hamburger stand, lmk if you wanna join in

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If life was an equation, mathematicians would get a lot more pussy

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You know what would be fun?
If we started fuckin

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I like my beer like I like my women, cold

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Sometimes chill out means 1 beer and bedtime, sometime chill out means taking dabs until I can't walk

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I went in for pain management and all they did was get me high. Fucking scam.

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Me: Stop talking, ur scaring away all the hoes
My gf: Shut the fuck up