Geoffrey!

Laid Back Geek. I got the tattoos to prove it.

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@FedExHelp I have a package that's been bouncing around my area with no end in sight. They keep saying it will be delivered today and each day it never comes. Here is everywhere it has been. They opened a support ticket and that might as well be manned by a 5 year old.

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@TeePublic @TeePublicHelp So glad I paid $25 for expedited shipping over a week ago, just for it to come after I need it. Also, why did it take a week before it shipped? So frustrating. Absolutely awful.

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@SummerSlam Turn the lights off!

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@JohnCena This you?

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@RpsAgainstTrump Soggy Bottom Boys.

[Joe Hendry @joehendry]

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[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@AskAliExpress So I never received a package. It was $100+, I asked for a refund, got told it was denied. Had to provide more evidence that I didn't get something. Contacted chat, they escalated, nothing yet. Disappointed that you believe tracking info over a customer.

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@joeroganhq

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@BeXDota

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@TheMattCardona Where there's a Will, there's a way...

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@joehendry

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@elonmusk Missing the point yet again, way to go Leon!

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@PlayStation It would have been easier to list the games NOT on sale.

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@cturnbull1968 Appliances: Whirlpool/Maytag have huge plants in Mexico. As do a lot of other companies.

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@PennsylvaniaGov I hope to buy something Gouda.

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@GeoffinLincoln Same, other Geoff, same.

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

Hey @PlayStation I'm trying to give you money for an hour and 40 minutes now for a 30th anniversary controller. The screen keeps flashing and nothing happens when I hit Pay. What's going on with your systems?

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@GailSimone "Spirit Fingers" or "SUCK IT JUBILEE!"

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/fTTpi02OWa

[Geoffrey! @glmonkey]

@harris_wins Hey, neat, he's playing the home version of Handmaid's Tale. At least he's trying to when he's not balls deep in a futon. #CouchHumper #Guyliner