glo_stevens

The rhythm may get me, but I don't get it

[glo_stevens @glo_stevens]

[Sitting at a Home Depot fire pit display with some craft scarecrows and one of those huge skeletons]

Watch this guys. Garçon! Bring us your hardiest mums

[glo_stevens @glo_stevens]

@LakeSuperior Hey. No body-of-water shaming, OK? Nobody’s perfect

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Reach for the stars? Not with this sciatica.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I wrote a song called "I'm Walking Up a Hill." Here are the lyrics:
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
Jesus H. Christ

[Gretchen von Tongeln @Metalligretch]

Achieving balance by putting whisky in my chamomile.

[Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr]

Successfully made it to the point in life where it’s easier to just eat the shell that falls into the eggs instead of trying to fish it out.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Had a double stress dream about moving AND forgetting to do homework and that doesn’t seem fair at my age

[Gretchen von Tongeln @Metalligretch]

Can’t tell if I’ve crossed over or if it’s kind of hot out.

[Anna M @helgagrace]

Sorry, I can’t even think about accomplishing that task until I have the correct pen

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

If I had to choose between elephants and dinosaurs, I'd say, "Says who?" and in the confusion, I'd slip out the back.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

My tinnitus brings all the eeeeeeeeeeeeeee to my yard
And I'm like SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BASTARD BRAIN SIREN

[ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts]

Not sure if Chad from accounting loves me for my smarts or how close to the edge I like to live.

[glo_stevens @glo_stevens]

Changelings are a myth, you say? Then explain why my 5yo suddenly doesn’t like cheese anymore

[glo_stevens @glo_stevens]

@meantomyself lol!

[glo_stevens @glo_stevens]

@CruisinSoozan Oh, heck yeah. For lunch, my kids are eating pierogies and my husband is having lazy cabbage rolls (basically cabbage roll stir fry) *smoothes front of kroje*

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

Today deserves perogies and cabbage rolls.
*tightens babushka*