Cocked Up Obama

The sleep paralysis demon of at least a few Yemeni kids. Making sure you own nothing and serve the UN loyally.

[Nasser @RichPianian]

I’ll know I’ve made it when my haters are forced to look at my ass and contemplate theories around it

[☧🇺🇸RavenRespecter✝️☧ @FormerlyGus]

I would never have sex with a random woman because sex before marriage is wrong and immoral. However, I WOULD have sex with a random anime girl if she were real and offered it to me

[Mojo @mojorisn57]

I need a Taliban apology form.

[Mvssolini▐┛ @Albanes__]

Opsec level: Grandpadoxxing for no reason

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Lesbians after going 5 minutes without mentioning men

[Hayekian Supersoldier @EnglLibertarian]

"If reform win, many, many, people are going to die."

[JJ Alejandro @breakingyoun]

The most underrated Trump bit ever is during the 2016 campaign whenever a plane would fly over a rally he would say "It's ISIS!" and shoot at it.

[The Fourth Wave @thegroypa]

What an unfathomably raped country

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Never forget what the left stole from you

[LiquidZulu Δ @liquid2ulu]

I mean like, nobody was forcing women to adopt the clothing of male workers as a fashion statement, so who exactly is to blame here? If you don't like it, don't buy it.

[משה קווילינן @Rhodeposting]

Trump should fake a successful assassination, then deport everyone who celebrates.

[They Have To Leave @TheyHaveToLeave]

Repeal the 19th.

[LiquidZulu Δ @liquid2ulu]

The moderate position should be to have her hanged from the neck until dead right outside the courthouse.

[Cocked Up Obama @GlobalismHorror]

Lmao Iranian gemerald

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

An 11-year-old just burned his Trump flag in the backyard.

Kid holds it up and says:

“We supported him for 10 years… now I’m 11, and you betrayed us for Israel. That’s crazy. You’re also an Epstein father. We can’t respect pedos.”

[משה קווילינן @Rhodeposting]

When I tell people I'm "violently Jewish" & they ask me what that means, I tell them a story about buying a 50¢ incense stick from Goodwill to donate it right back to them for a 20% off coupon to buy a $35 TV.

That, or about how I invented counter-begging to deal with hobos.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Life comes at you fast.

[Jane Doe’s autistic husband @lefunnyenterta1]

"Why aren't you nationalistic like we are in Poland?"

"Why don't you defend pedophiles in the Catholic Church like we do in Poland?"

"Why are you openly gay? We're not like that in Poland"