Jason David

Global history is ballin

#globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

When your old and new students meet…

Student from Old School: You took Chaskin from us!

Student from New School: …You can have him back.

😳 #spilltheliberea #globallin #teacher

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Student: :::answers question:::

Me: Nope that’s not it

Student: Well fuck you!

🫤

#spillthelibertea #globallin #studentssay #teacher #teacherlife

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Me: Where are you from?
Student: My daddy’s balls.

😑

#quoteoftheday #studentssay #teacher

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Student 1: What’s abortion?
Student 2: It’s when a girl has a baby in her, and you take a hanger and put it up her vagina to rip it out

😳🫣🤯

#quoteoftheday #studentssay #teacher

[Jason David @globallerjay]

:::Teacher groups kids into bending groups from Avatar:::

Student: I’m an air bender—does that mean I’m good at farting?

#Avatar #atla #AvatarTheLastAirbender #studentssay #quoteoftheday #teacher #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Student: Damn, the partition of India is just as messy as RuPauls Drag Race this season

#rupaul #DragRace #rupauldragrace #history #historyteacher #teacher #studentssay #quoteoftheday #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Student: It’s very clear the Industrial Revolution was bad for us. How else can you explain the fact that we have nine Fast and Furious movies?

#fastandfurious #studentssay #quoteoftheday #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Parent: I heard you play Beyoncé during class work, that’s how I knew you were a good teacher

#parentteacherconferences #ptc #beyonce #Beyonce #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Student: What should I write about?
Me: It’s your choice
Student: Ah yes, unlike a woman

😳

#abortion #womensrights #prochoice #studentssay #quoteoftheday #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Silent classroom…

Student: Why do your sneezes sound like farts?

#Embarrassed #toofunny #studentssay #quoteoftheday

[Jason David @globallerjay]

That was the most embarrassing 5 minutes of my life

#bathroompass #school #teacher #studentssay #quoteoftheday #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Me: Ok, 20 questions. I’m thinking of a pers—

Student: Is it Kelly Clarkson?

😳

#teacher #students #quotesoftheday #KellyClarkson #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Student: Mister you need a haircut

Me: I just got one

Student: Oh… it looks great!

#studentssay #teacher #teaching #quoteoftheday #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Me- What did everyone do this weekend?

Student- I got my monthly gift

😳

#studentssay #quoteoftheday #tmi #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Student- Mistah, you’re a great guy. Great personality. And you’re getting buffed up. Any girl would be lucky to be dating you.

Me- Thank you...

Student- Now that I said those nice things, can I record you in my TikTok?

#quoteoftheday #studentssay #tiktok #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Student: Hey mister... idk why Im texting you, but Im stuck in an elevator and idk what to do...

4 Hours Later...

Student- Ok I'm out now

#students #quoteoftheday #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Toy Story 4 ended so badly, I have reoccurring dreams of what Toy Story 5 should look like in order to fix it.

#Mondaynight #ToyStory #toystory4 #DisneyPlus #Disney #Pixar #Fixit

[Jason David @globallerjay]

These white people are full of shit.

- Student at Model UN Conference

#quoteoftheday #MUN #modelun #studentssay #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

Hallway encounters...

Student: I farted in your classroom, don't worry about it
Me: You don't even have my class
Student: Don't worry about it

So this is how it ends...

#teacherlife #teacher #teachers #school #quoteoftheday #globallin

[Jason David @globallerjay]

@AOC did you see what our mayor said? DeBlasio risking the safety of our youth...