Glob Herman

No one takes a guy seriously when they can see his small intestines.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

I smell like Krakoa's butt.

[Hellfire Academy @AcademyHellfire]

We're pleased to welcome our newest enrollee, @GlobHerman. You'll be sharing a dorm with Mudbug.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

See ya, nerds of the Jean Grey School! Hello, @AcademyHellfire!

[Eye Boy @EyeBoySeesYou]

So, this happened:

[Hellfire Academy @AcademyHellfire]

Now hiring.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Not all of us will be coming home from this Savage Land trip. I can promise ya that. Heh.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Gonna spike Iceman's iced latte with Ex-Lax so he sprays a butt-blizzard all over his math class.

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

RT if you wish you were eating BK® French Fries right now.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Thanks @Claussenpickles for sending me a fresh case of pickles! Delish! ;-)

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Krakoa must've eaten some bad fertilizer. Whole school smells like cave farts.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Science fair project? Yeah, I don't think so. Glob Herman's got... other plans. Heh heh heh.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Feel like somebody ran a lawnmower over my brain. Gotta love Psychic Combat Class.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Pooped out the Food Blimp.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

I just ate the Food Blimp.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Hey, @IaraSurfs, don't know if you're heard, but I kinda run my own gang around this school. If you ask nicely, I might let you join.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

No teachers! No school! No one to stop me from walking around the school butt-naked if I want! Oh wait, I'M ALWAYS NAKED!!!

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Krakoa just farted. The school smells like a swamp.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Hey, @QQuire, we should talk. I have some new friends you might like to meet.

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Still cleaning toilet paper out of Krakoa's trees. Nobody here respects the Glob. Good thing I've made some new friends...

[Glob Herman @GlobHerman]

Watching last night's candy digest.