elle ✨

humans are weird

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

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#Resistance

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

You’re in his DMs I’m having a conversation with chat gpt about Egyptian death rituals we are not the same

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

I don’t know why everyone hates the hospital so much, everyone here is really interested in when my birthday is 🥹 it’s nice to feel seen

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

came across this stunning bumper sticker in the wild

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

This was my homecoming dress unfortunately

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

fake fan. this is a homecoming dress, not prom.

[Abby Olcese @abbyolcese]

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

@gardeningbabe I also got eucalyptus!!

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

No, really, my friend Joe said this in 2015 it’s legit just trust me

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

@guywithanacct Literally the face that inspired this was this one: 🤨

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

As it so happens making the emoji faces when you’re looking for them doesn’t help them come up faster

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

no THIS is demure you dumb sluts

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me trying not to fart mid conversation

[Pnasty🍒 @thiccjawn_p]

I’ve been obsessed with these lately

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

@guywithanacct Honestly public facing or private facing, I think it could range a lot

[Pimty Animal 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 moving to 🦋 @pimtyanimal]

I have no words for what this has done to my soul.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

how does the Seinfeld music fit so perfectly?

😳😂

[elle ✨ @glonkyphrog]

@gardeningbabe Flawless