Randy

i went to a psych ward once and lied my way to freedom

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

the person who broke into my bf’s car and only found a lady gaga CD

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

giving up on people

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

i thought a car was going to plow into me and my first thought was “no work!”

[ave @baddienextdoorr]

how conversations sound with my friends after we get out the cinemas

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

DIYing hobby lobby hats for slayyyter concert

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

when a homeless person asks for money but i’m a dollar away from being out there with them

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

@charli_xcx ANTHEMS! PLEEEEASE

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

i stay straight, i stay bad, i keep my finger on the trigger

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

it starts raining and some of yall start smelling like wet dog

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

he genuinely pissed me off so much in obsession that I don’t think i want him in anything else

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Obsession star Michael Johnston is in talks to play a new role in an upcoming biopic.

"I'm not gonna say who it is yet, but you can take your guesses."

[#1 ★FKR IN AMERICA @htownhotttiee]

Im mad as fuck today.

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

@luke_left @katyperry

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

turning 30 in two days

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

@TrendshiftTea

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

@TMZ i mean…they’re not wrong

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

Obsession is just a movie about dating a gemini

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

@ChudTheBuilder

[Randy @gloomyrandy]

@NeftRamos you did that 👏🏼

[Fearcyz @FearcyzD]

According to a study, when a gay boy turns 13, a female artist will be assigned to them and will eventually become their second mother.