Bingle

This beautiful creature must die

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

killing people feels way better than sexual intercourse

[GemmaBee 🦔 @gemmabeepo]

walrus brutally executes man in front of cheering spectators.
Do you think this was justified?

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in said suffering."

"I enjoy yummy cookies and candy."

"Agreed."

[Bingle @gloopyoinky]

@pisstashiyo Did you ever try The Talos Principle?

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

He's breaching containment. Run.

[DailyMantle @DailyMantle3]

Dear Manul, Happy 250th Birthday.

1776 was also the year the term "Manul" was officially coined by German scientist Peter Simon Pallas.

[Drachen Slayer Ornstein @poopswag34]

Women who are forced to interact with me due to their service jobs become visibly uncomfortable

[野村香純🇯🇵 @nomura_kasumi]

女のマンコってまじで汚いし臭い
男のアナル以上に不潔だと思う

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

Lunch

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

1 mousepower

[Bingle @gloopyoinky]

@Violator_Name A quaff of kefir to wash down the daintiest groyper hors d'oeuvre

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

It must have felt good as fuck to fly into this on a doohickey and just tear shit up

[Jungle Jimulator (Boris Bardamu) @SpicySorrow]

If aliens land im gonna roll up in my volvo and rape one.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

To be clear, it wasn't a "crusade against elves" it was a crusade against people who live in trees. A lot of those happened to be elves, sure, but we also killed plenty of gnomes and mousefolk. Even a village of giant sentient owls. Hard to call any of that "racially motivated".