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free sudan, palestine, congo, haití

[global @gloriaxi]

this being an option

[Andrew @RuRuRunIt]

I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Cop once stopped and searched me and found a bag with whitish powder which I explained was apple spice cake mix. He then tried to say “let’s hope this is really apple spice cake mix” in an intimidating way while licking the bag. It was

[Salmon of Knowledge @Suffixaufnahme]

Do other languages have this kind of humor? It might depend on the exact frequency of strong verbs.

[dihyaⵣ @tamazightdihya]

ça pleure pour des sephora qui brûlent mais pas pour des gens qui dorment dehors tous les soirs, bande de fdp

[global @gloriaxi]

5k, cleaned house, dinner(s) made, laundry done, wrote the proposal, genius on the spelling bee, etc. like I high key ate

[global @gloriaxi]

I deserve to be kissed on the mouth for the amount of tasks I finished today

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽

[global @gloriaxi]

every christmas birthday person I’ve met has either been the most narcissistic person or the most narcissistic person w jokes

[moonstallion thinker ☁︎⋆˚࿔ @theemoonstalli]

YOU DID IT BABYGIRL 🥹

[global @gloriaxi]

where my likes go

[global @gloriaxi]

feels like it’ll be a left tit morning

[‎‏ً @grandekordei]

this is frying me so bad 😭

[md @derintheestalli]

flo milli last night and megan today #whatdatmean

[global @gloriaxi]

the algorithm knows me baddddd TANDRE

[brie ✰ @USEDTOIT__]

HELLO WHAT IS THIS ?!?/)/&/&(;:

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

Megan Thee VS ANGEL 🪽🪽🪽🥹🥹🥹

[silvergaybutt @silvergaybutt]

one of the most realistic sibling with negligent parents dynamic in media idc

[global @gloriaxi]

the spirit of halloween be hanging out in the neighborhood fuck type of noise is that

[global @gloriaxi]

I was very much into sense & sensibilities !! what do the girls think cause I’m finna read

[global @gloriaxi]

cliTORis

[★ @briajahchanel]

photo by me <3 a new fav