Gemma Parker

Never give up! Never surrender!

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@sainsburys hello, bought a drink as part of a meal deal and it looks fully sealed but seems to have a leak. Can you help?

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

This guy always understood the assignment #Bluey

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@OctoNate Yes but I expect she's trying to win BAFTAs

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

nothing stronger than the bond between a girl and the 100+ episode procedural drama she starts rewatching in the middle of a mental health crisis

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@OctoNate Yes, but you'd have to do something bold to make it the perfect centrepiece. Like using multiple Bountys to create a replica of the HMS Bounty (with jelly baby mutineers). Or buying a bag of desiccated coconut and a Dairy Milk to place on an empty table as a comment on capitalism

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@OctoNate Of course! It's a complex system based on size, shape, look and general pleasing-ness to me, cross referenced with my level of affection for the host. But usually gets overturned by the less complicated "what's available in the shop at the time"

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@OctoNate I suspect my inspiration was Georgian England but having a Kitty connection just makes everything that little bit better

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@OctoNate There's a full hierarchy. Melons are just below pineapples, but coconuts are quite a bit lower as they're less aesthically pleasing as a centrepiece (although potentially the tastiest)

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@OctoNate I like to give a pineapple as a gift when visiting someone's house

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@rustyhook94 @uniofleicester Dear Alumni,
Thank you for your email.
Please be aware that this will be treated with the upmost importance and we will respond shortly.
Sincerely,
University of Leicester

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@Neil_M79

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[my first day in a drug cartel]
kingpin: where's the coke
me: is pepsi ok? hehe
[later]
police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@PhoenixLeic Hello, the website says this is showing till 11th but only has times until 4th. Is it on until 11th?

[Empire @empiremagazine]

The Galaxy Quest TV series is back in development... this time at Paramount+.

See more: https://t.co/CvOtsewuac

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

Didn't realise this was American. Thought it was about people who watch foxes in their garden as though it's a common thing they're Tories or something

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

I’m very interested to hear from folks who have Fox watchers in their families, and how they’re responding to the proof that they were lied to about election fraud. Has anyone had this talk with their relatives or friends? How did it go?

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@CardboardCut0ut Yes but how did it go?

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@JakeOHarvey Don't worry, the website still has it front and centre!

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@NathanHuman

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

I love space https://t.co/Ge9AiDigO2

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@JakeOHarvey please tell me we're showing this before I leave?

[NME @NME]

Go on, take pops to the cinema this weekend https://t.co/NCdgDqFG1Q

[Gemma Parker @glparker]

@NathanHuman Lake Placid, please