аня яблык 🐧🍎

шматвектарнае ўздзеянне на свядомасць | siamo lucciole tra i grattacieli | 🇮🇹

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

HEY . HEY. BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND SHOWER AND DO THE LAUNDRY AND TAKE THE TRASH OUT AND LOVE YOURSELF I LOVE YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM HUG YOURSELF TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

[luka (•⩊ •マ @lukalovepill]

life ever since i turned 17

[aoyan @AOYAN_xD]

インスタ最高の瞬間

[subiii @_subiii_]

turning 25 has been so strange because now I say things like oh that dress is from 10 years ago, she’s my best friend of 15 years coz WDYM I’VE LIVED SO MANY YEARS??? IM A DINOSAUR

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Wtf!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[chase @_chase_____]

i love having a clean apartment :) not including under things, behind things, up high spots, inside closets, or the crack between the counter and the oven of course :) also anything close up

[dantas @xdantxs]

luto é uma coisa engraçada faz 1 ano e 3 meses que meu pai faleceu hoje eu ouvi um barulho no portão e meu primeiro pensamento foi nossa finalmente meu pai chegou em casa, estava demorando

[TwiceDead ☭⁴ ♫⃠ @TwiceDeadd]

why did the bolsheviks call it the tsar bomba and not idk proletarian bomba, lenin bomba fucking stalin bomba evem

[Dan Martland @DanTVusa]

“The Torch”🗽

[mae @nekororu]

wile e. coyote would be a Generational hater if he had a twitter account

[@dingchilling @dingchilling]

they hired MESSI to play CHESS using chatGPT which suggested him a FAKE OPENING

[Tony Bundeiro @Tony_once_again]

Se autodestruir com drogas, cigarro e alcool, é triste, mas pelo menos tem um drama envolvido, uma decadência que remonta aos primórdios da civilização. Agora se autodestruir com tigrinho, biscoito recheado e vicio em telas é tosco demais, não dá nem pra escrever um romance

[Neil Scott @MrNeilScott]

Forget 15 minute cities, here is everything that is on Wikipedia located within a 30 minute walk of where you are:

https://t.co/oRsYGmwehL

[Mr. Jones @MrJonestown]

El que no tiene problemas para elegir películas para ver es mi viejo. El abre Netflix, pone play a la primera que tenga en la portada a un tipo con un arma y procede a estar dos horas así:

[public emmany #1 🦬 @theemmacasey]

I don't think people understand how much entertainment of the past was just going to your friend's house. Like play some cards. Have a beer. Sing some songs. Maybe dance. All for free (besides $1 for the beer). But that's not good enough for anyone anymore

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

grown ass man

[erin chack @ErinChack]

My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Not kidding: what would be the downside of simply banning shortform doomscroll video content?