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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What are they gonna do when 40,000 of these arrive?

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

The fact they kept switching camera angles like it’s an actual Olympic event is sending me 😭

[Kent Murphy @KentMurphy]

The Phillies made a hype video for their ballboy and it is the greatest thing ever 👏

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Is there an avalanche behind you??

Yeah, but let me hit this backflip right quick.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

4 yr old: I don’t have any other feet.

Me: Fair enough.

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

I’ve been a cop for 15 years. I pulled a guy over last night. He was doing 85 in a 55. Weaving. I walked up to the window ready to write a reckless driving ticket. Maybe even take him in. When he rolled down the window, he wasn't drunk. He was shaking. "My daughter," he gasped. "She's at Children's Hospital. The chemo isn't working. They called... they said I need to hurry." I looked at his eyes. You can’t fake that kind of terror. I folded my ticket book. "Follow me," I said. I got back in my cruiser, flipped on the lights and sirens, and I escorted him the 20 miles to the hospital. I cleared every intersection for him. We made a 30-minute trip in 15. He ran inside without looking back. I waited in the parking lot for an hour. Just in case. He came out later, saw me, and walked over. He looked hollowed out. "Did I make it?" I asked. "Yeah," he whispered. "I got to hold her hand while she went. You got me there." He tried to shake my hand, but he collapsed into my arms instead. Sometimes, to serve and protect means breaking the speed limit.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

JJ WATT’S REACTION TO TJ WATT BREAKING HIS SACK RECORD.

“I’M GONNA PUT THE PADS BACK ON. THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS.”

😭😭😭

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

“What position do you want to play?”

“Puck.”

“But what position-”

“I. Want. To. Be. The. Puck.”

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Western North Carolina hero, Jake Jarvis, has confirmed he has now worked over 400 DAYS FOR FREE rebuilding homes, roads, and bridges for victims of Hurricane Helene.

To this day, Jake has NEVER accepted a penny from anyone who needs help.

Absolute legend!!!!

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Yesavage laughing the whole time he's running in from the 'pen because his first MLB benches clearing situation is literally Game 7 of the World Series

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Video tribute and a long, LOUD standing ovation from Bruins fans left Brad Marchand crying on the bench 😭👏

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

The best part was Marchand was like “OK, I got through it, back to the bench, cried a little, not bad, I’m good now” and then he got absolutely wrecked with emotion.

That’s the good stuff.

[Mike Kadlick @mikekadlick]

“So they had the greatest player in the history of the sport at quarterback for 20 seasons?”

“Yes, Dave.���

“And they’ve already replaced him just five years later with a player who looks like an MVP candidate at age 23?”

“That correct, Dave.”

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

“If you have to sh**t someone with a microphone in their hand, you lost the debate.”

And if you celebrate the person who did the sh**ting, you lost your soul.

(iheartcanines on TT)

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

ONE OF THE GREATEST CATCHES EVER.

😱😱😱

WIZARDRY.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

I cant stop laughing at how serious he is during it all

[Vincenzo Landino @vincenzolandino]

In 2014, @Nike released this beautiful ad titled "Ripple," which illustrated Woods' impact on Rory McIlroy's development.

It’s still one of the best spots the company has ever produced.

[Shane Bacon @shanebacon]

Doctor: “so when did the chest pain start?”

Me: “right around the 4th hole on Sunday of the 2025 Masters.”

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

He was mad until he realized that it was a kid who caught it 👀