☆Garrett☆

(He/Him/They/Them, 28) It’s just a floating rock, man. 🌍

[New California-Flavored Patrick Mooney @patrick_mooney]

how much does the War Department lose

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

Which is exactly why they are attacking our privacy.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

NYC mayor, Zohran Mamdani, tried to break through the state troopers to stop the mass deportations while shouting:

'DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE 1st AMENDMENT?'

This IS what it looks like when a leader is fighting for humanity. 👏

[☆Garrett☆ @gman9mm]

*when things get intimate but I’m avoidant*:

[☆Garrett☆ @gman9mm]

Gonna try to take the week away from socials. Let’s see how long it lasts.

[faemoose @Faemoose]

16 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮಿ/mimi @retiredfromemo]

ok but he's right

[☆Garrett☆ @gman9mm]

I wasn’t a software developer for that long, but I wish I could have built a software that would transcribe any piece of music you wanted into tablature via audio. I still find it surprising that something like that doesn’t exist.

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

HOLY SHIT

[Orvo ☭☰ @MechaOrvo]

Helen of Goy

[☆Garrett☆ @gman9mm]

I feel bad because my apartment shares a door with the upstairs apartment so I tend to keep it open because I don’t have A/C. (nor opening windows… RIP.) I don’t want my neighbor to think I’m just welcoming everyone in, I’m just sweating buckets man. 😂

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[☆Garrett☆ @gman9mm]

I neglected to consider that my enclosure for my previous jumping spider has AMPLE spots for this teeny tiny one to get out. And she’s already asleep in a web and I don’t want to wake her up so… HOPEFULLY she enjoys it in there enough to stay until I can figure out a solution.

[☆Garrett☆ @gman9mm]

Even if I never date anyone, I know there’s one person who loves me. :) (Death.)

[CEO_8774 @CEO_87]

“Card counting” is litterally how the game should be played but casinos are ment to rob you so they make it sound like a bad thing

[☆Garrett☆ @gman9mm]

I found a TIIIIINY Jumping Spider in my windowsill and she will now be my new little friend. :) (She’s taking over Veil’s old enclosure.)

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

i think about this tweet all the time

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if you’re the owner of a white nissan altima you left your headlights on