georgia marie

it’s like my dad always said… if at first you don’t succeed, pack your bags

[austí @austussy]

Chicago bitches don’t play about the ABBA cover band, they will trample you and stand on your lifeless body to get a better view

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[fatima🧋. @koffeekuch]

my fav hobby

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[mau @rllydu]

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

There is zero reason you need to bring your golden doodle into Trader Joe’s

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

oh sandra… the intelligent and hygienic queen that you are.

[ellie @muppettrek]

nasa employee: oh hey where are u guys going u just got back

astronaut: earths haunted

nasa employee: what

astronaut: *carrying a bunch of moving boxes & getting back on the rocket-ship* earths haunted

[moongoddess 🇵🇸 @yues_girlfriend]

i cant even call it 'da pitt' anymore because thats a term of endearment and The Pitt (HBO) is no friend of mine

[Fenrishion is going to EU FANFEST @Fenrishion]

she's probably been wondering how we've been all these years too...🥲

[g @34rths]

Post irritation clarity just hit And I am probably the worst person on earth

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

in the corner straight up “losin it" and by “it” , haha, well lets just say... My religion

[trash jones @jzux]

how it feels when your friend is doing directions so you just get to talk

[Mike Honcho @tane_lord]

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Texas A&M University in my life

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

step foot in roku city again and i’ll beat the lint out your pockets bitch

[Christin @hexprax]

(me writing a letter to my lover from the trenches) there's like mud everywhere