giemmi

quack quack;
she/her

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

slavoj zizek after getting pulled over: “we are all driving under the influence, the influence of ideology”

[turbomander @turbomander]

when she invites you over to her sex dungeon and the sex dragon is there too

[Ven is posting Conclave @venthepope]

I have not seen the backrooms yet but I have read Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

Just told my wife I’m electrified by her presence every day and she said “because I’m on my eel shit. oo girl”

[dr. ballsack 🔞 @donquipanties99]

yall remember the girl who got a copy of her grandpas moby dick and it had this

[turbomander @turbomander]

never understood people who only do their evil deeds in the dark. like good for you I guess but me personally i work on all my wicked schemes and foul plots at the park or on the beach, somewhere with a little natural light. just helps me stay grounded while I connive

[turbomander @turbomander]

standing in the corner facing the wall Blair Witch style because it’s actually a really interesting wall if you gave it a chance

[cabby @cabby]

It's too late. I've already depicted you as the screaming fool that I framed as the thief and myself the distinguished and trusted eunuch whose traitorous schemes remain undetected.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

ALL TITS ARE REAL ALL BORDERS ARE FAKE

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

If you die in wordle you die in real life

[꩜ @adorewordss]

im embarrassing myself for the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

My parents’ genderfluid dog stays weaponizing his queerness

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

salt and vinegar vape

[cav empty @cavempty_]

how it feels to have an indomitable spirit in the face of my ferocious enemies

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[amelcia 🦇 @poliicyoftruth]

it's finally time

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i would trade places with a black bear sitting in a stream right now

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

Please excuse my dope ass gnome swag