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@maxrushden I used to watch our local pub team (7 a side astro),The Bay Horse in Euxton. I got hit in the stomach, which everyone laughed at. Until they remembered that I had just got out of hospital and had 26 stitches! (Thankfully I was ok)

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@tSHandJ Paul ever since you did an impression of Del Boy saying Omar Marmoosh, it's all I can hear everything Talksport mention him! So yeah, thanks for that!!

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@tSHandJ Duncan Ferguson coming out of a wine glass in a burlesque style pose!

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@tSHandJ on Sunday, we are camping in North Wales. I'm sure there'll be no problem finding a bar that's showing the England match!!! 😭 what do you think?!!

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@tSHandJ watching the football in the 93rd minute, I went into the kitchen and ripped up my wall chart,my fella turned the TV off in the 94th minute!We sat sulking until he put Facebook on and saw that we had scored!! I believe we had more of an impact than some of the players!

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@tSHandJ Sarren Bent saying can i aks instead of can I asks. Makes my teeth curl 😡

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@allysbears Ally, Edinburgh zoo is the most depressing place on the planet! We went when it was drizzling, saw the back of a panda, hiding I'm his house!

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@tSHandJ CLIPS OF THE WEEK!! darren bent weds 10th at 5:10!!

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@tSHandJ the irony of Charlie calling g you potty mouth isn't lost on me!! The big question is, are you going to play his Sat 23rd Dec potty mouth intro on the warm up on clips of the week?!

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#LastLegAngel
Martin lewis

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@tSHandJ just a quick note - Euxton (Villa) is pronounced Exton. I live in the village near chorley. They wanted to change the spelling, but we like it as we can tell when there are strangers around! 🤣

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@tSHandJ Richard Branson was at a nightclub in Chorley (a little worse for wear). I only had a cigarette packet for him to sign. He was so drunk that he carried on with his signature mid-air, even though he had run out of space!

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@talkSPORT Nobody cares

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@tSHandJ Paul I have listened to you both for many years.But if Andy doesn't stop talking about how bad Chelsea are,as and Everton fan,I'm going to switch off! On another note, after just coming back from Paris with my partner, Mark, we can confirm France does have wasps!

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@tSHandJ I went to my mums work, a chip shop. Used the potatoes chipper and the vat of hot frying oil....I was 8!!

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@JeremyClarkson Binged watched the whole series in 2 nights. Loved it. Shame on the local council for the bullying behaviour. Think Kaleb should have his own series of things he tries for the first time!!

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@tSHandJ on the phonetic alphabet - I try not to do it as I cannot think of one single word- except swear words!

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@piersmorgan Embarrassing and boring.! It's like watching a male Oprah interview a whiney petulant boy. Living off £500 grand a week must be so hard. Grow up the pair of you.

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@tSHandJ a friend of mine (called Hazzy) fell asleep when we were watching The Two Mikes in Manchester! Drink had been taken!

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@GreyWingUK @trevor8sinclair Brave??? Really?? Brave is when people go to war, Brave is when people come through the worst atrocities that they can face. This...this is just a tweet from a convicted racist who hasn't read a history bòk