Garrett Simpson

All of my humor is based off of The Office, so if you can't handle that gtfo.

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Just wanna knock back some naty and listen to Sublime

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Squad dumps with the boys 😍

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Watching 30 for 30's in class😍

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Had to explain to a diverse group on campus that my two 2 liters of sprite were not going to be used for "lean"

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

@rubbersucks @tracknfield_rr same

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

I just shit my pants https://t.co/kBROmmHGUk

[Funny Vines @FunnyViness]

When you're high af and hear something funny
https://t.co/c3IedvzfKD

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Jk John back now

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Rip John Smith #pocahontas

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

@AJGOSS205 Always 🙏

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Good night!

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster bout to be 👌

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Whyd you have to go and let it die

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

From running football plays to running the country. I'm your guy. #Gruden2016

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Playin #bioshock2 and I can't even come to harvest any of these little sisters #goodsoul

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

So it's bid day for sororities on campus.. I've seen so many emotional breakdowns and sing alongs on campus I'm so confused

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

@Boofybuckets_10 I'd rather have coach spag back

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

I didn't just double scoop this pre-workout to play some pong

[WEIGHT ROOM 🏋🏻 @WElGHTROOM]

😂🙌🏼

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

Too hype for Toby Keith tonight with😍 @erika_rudloff

[Garrett Simpson @gmoneysimp61]

@Hulafat77 https://t.co/7PGyjVSLd6

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

It's finally here. Football is back, man. I'm more excited than a gorilla in a field full of bananas. Rest in peace, Harambe.