George Moore

Just a simple man with a simple plan, trying to play golf as much as physically possible. Go Giants, 49ers and Preds.

[George Moore @gmoore]

Hey @tomsegura, coming to you cuz you’re the expert on all things #brown: What do you call it when you’re in the shower, try to let out a little fart and instead get asscheeks full of shit? Asking for a friend, because that definitely didn’t just happen to me. Toodles!

[George Moore @gmoore]

This just in: loser of the PSU-FSU Toilet Bowl faces the loser of the Squatty Potty Bowl featuring Clemson and Texas in the inaugural Shittiest Team in America Bowl to be played in the crappiest city (Chicago).

[George Moore @gmoore]

Breaking news: Penn State and Florida State will kickoff at 11:59 p.m. Dec. 31 in the Toilet Bowl to help us appropriately flush 2025 down the drain. #CollegeFootball

[George Moore @gmoore]

#golf

[George Moore @gmoore]

@realDonaldTrump The Panhandle of Florida is MAGA country, especially on Christmas!

[George Moore @gmoore]

@realDonaldTrump Panhandle of Florida is MAGA country, especially on Christmas.

[George Moore @gmoore]

Hey @insideFPL what’s the deal with charging a current customer — who’s on autopay and has never been a day late with a payment — a $551 deposit for moving to a new house? You have a monopoly on energy in Florida, so it makes sense you can rob your customers. #FPL #thieves #joke

[George Moore @gmoore]

Fuck #kamalaharris #Kamala2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #democrats
I’ve gotten this spam text more than 20 times this week — all from different numbers. Fuck you!

[George Moore @gmoore]

@barstoolsports

[George Moore @gmoore]

Hey @stoolpresidente at Barstool in Nashville. They don’t carry tangerine or pear, which means they don’t order your Pres Pack!

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

#ProBowlVote for the BITW 🔁

@fred_warner x Dre Greenlaw

[Deebo @19problemz]

Happy holidays Niners fam!

RT for a chance to win an autographed jersey from me

#ProBowlVote Deebo Samuel

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

#ProBowlVote for Purdy!

RT for the chance to win signed cleats from @brockpurdy13 🎁

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[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Kicking off our #ProBowlVote sweeps with our #WPMOY!

RT for the chance to win a pair of @arikarmstead signed cleats 👟 #WPMOYChallenge

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[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

RT if you're happy to see @youngchase907 in red and gold & for the chance to win signed gloves 😁#ProBowlVote

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[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

#ProBowlVote CMC 🗳

RT for the chance to win a pair of @CMC_22 signed cleats!

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[George Moore @gmoore]

@OldDominion @BrdgstoneArena We loved the show!

[George Moore @gmoore]

@OldDominion Can’t wait to hear the new music on my birthday!

[George Moore @gmoore]

Day 83: @mcguirespensacola for lunch and a flight, followed by beers at @emeraldrepublicbrewing and @sirrichardspublichouse #365daychallenge https://t.co/N6HjiiDbmI

[George Moore @gmoore]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/CaxtaGFuTB