Chris Moreland

DSS Comms Director. Devoted father to a 14 y/o beagle terrier. Amateur joke maker. Office calls me crunchy granola boy.

[Chris Moreland @gmorelandc]

If #WonderWoman needs a dog, I know one that is up for the challenge. Spent her morning walk trying to fight a turtle and chase a cat.

[KRCG 13 @KRCG13]

Every dollar donated to the Central Missouri Humane Society between now and Thursday, July 31, will be matched by the generous donor.

https://t.co/rWMOxEL8t6

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

Incredible interactions between humans & animals. ~A Thread 🧵

1. Chimp’s heartfelt reaction on seeing the careraker who rescued him years ago💕

[Alisa Nelson 📻 @alisagbrnelson]

The House has UNANIMOUSLY passed a bill that would allow pregnant MO women to finalize their divorce. Current law allows them to FILE but they cannot FINALIZE their divorce if they are pregnant. Rep. Cecelie Williams received a standing ovation and several hugs. #moleg #mogov

[Jefferson City News Tribune @NewsTribune]

A chili cookoff at Last Flight Brewing Company in Jefferson City gives donations to Samaritan Center. Access the News Tribune to read the full story. #JCMO #midmo https://t.co/Jvu33rfsE5

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

GANDALF: do NOT touch the palantír

PIPPIN:

[House Communications @MOHOUSECOMM]

The House has truly agreed to and finally passed SS SB 1296 (Conveys certain state property) with a vote of 146-0. #moleg

https://t.co/QIloYsLAzk…

[Alisa Nelson 📻 @alisagbrnelson]

Food truck central on south side of Capitol - pizza, kettle korn, Jamaican Jerk, Rebel Tacos, Chick-fil-a, and more! The trucks are still setting up, so stop by for lunch! They will be there until 130. #moleg #mogov

[WashU @WashU]

Graduated with a little help from Stifler's Mom (and a lot of hard work).

Congratulations, #WashU24! You did It! ❤️🎓💚

For the full Commencement album, click here: https://t.co/I0baX9szHR

[Chris Moreland @gmorelandc]

@alisagbrnelson Let me know when the second option becomes a definite, por favor.

[Heavyweights Quotes @HeavyweightsQt]

There will be no food. This is a cleansing hike. Just father sky, mother earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

I would like a @netflix special in which John Mulaney breaks down the plots of 100 movies in 100 minutes.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart remembers his best boy, Dipper.

[Jim Hayes @RegionalTVCat]

Just got this delightful text from the newest Cardinal pitcher Lance Lynn:
“Pending physical, but you are in big trouble once this goes through. Rest up, I’m coming after you this year”. #STLCards

[Chris Moreland @gmorelandc]

@sheenarice Are there any EMTs around?

[Chris Moreland @gmorelandc]

@UncleB_88 Well done, little sprite.

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

On Feb. 10, 2021, the Texas Rangers designated Adolis Garcia for assignment and cleared a spot on the 40-man roster for Mike Foltynewicz.

All 29 other teams — including Cardinals — let him clear waivers, and on Feb. 13, 2021, Rangers invited him as a non-roster player to camp.

[Chris Moreland @gmorelandc]

@MsKara2010

[Chris Moreland @gmorelandc]

@Amtrak

[Chris Moreland @gmorelandc]

I knew it wasn’t the incident with the “artisan” sandwiches, @Amtrak

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

The real reason your morning train was delayed.