Natalie

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

@sassypastor We can prove this mathematically.
If we assume ‘x’ = meat and cheese and the function is inclusion in a salad, then we can calculate:

lim f(x) —> ∞

(the limit does not exist)

#math

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

@erineileenando We’re gonna have to talk about this... I was worried about this one.

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

Brilliant Thread - and it’s blatantly obvious.

[John Hayward @Cobretata]

Everything about the pandemic, culminating in the Covid stimulus/budget debacle, is a painful reminder that your ruling class does not see itself as "public servants" by any stretch of the imagination. They think their calling is to control you, shape you, reeducate you.

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

Are we burning down the house to kill a spider?

On one hand, yes. On one hand, no. On the third hand, I don’t have to justify my actions.

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

When your failure rate is actually 85,000 times greater than your allowable failure rate, something isn’t quite right.

That’s 85 THOUSAND.

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

@annettegrace22 Yes she would, but sanctimonious asshats in an echo chamber set me off, I suppose.

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

No, you dumb fuck, he put them in jail.

Historians should know that.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Abraham Lincoln never told an esteemed reporter, "Don't talk to me that way! . . .I’m the President of the United States. Don't ever talk to the President that way!"

[Drew Holden @DrewHolden360]

🧵THREAD🧵

The Hunter Biden story broke two months ago. Most of the media ignored it or called it “Russian disinformation,” despite no evidence that it was.

Now that the election is over, the story, it seems, is fit to print.

Who’s up for a little before and after?

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

I wanna have a drink with Dr. Linda Lee Tarver.

She’s amazing.

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

Big if true.

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

BREAKING: Michigan @USPS Whistleblower Details Directive From Superiors: Back-Date Late Mail-In-Ballots As Received November 3rd, 2020 So They Are Accepted

“Separate them from standard letter mail so they can hand stamp them with YESTERDAY'S DATE & put them through"

#MailFraud

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

Who knew the WuFlu would eradicate the more common seasonal flu.

#themoreyouknow

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

There’s only an active @FBI investigation about it, and a criminal investigation of sexual misconduct with a minor.

But that would be peddling #politics during an election cycle; as a news agency, you’re right, that’s a waste of time.

[NPR Public Editor @NPRpubliceditor]

Why haven't you seen any stories from NPR about the NY Post's Hunter Biden story? Read more in this week's newsletter➡️ https://t.co/CJesPgmGvo

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

@gregoryjon @JoeBiden Wait... are there more cars than people at this event?
That seems not right.

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

When my niece can probably code a better Sharepoint site for my company, I question where the budget is really going.

The 90s are really making a comeback.

#whatfreshhell
#thisisbad

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

I will still never get over medical professionals in their OWN homes wearing a mask while giving a VIDEO interview.

C’mon man, really? I’m supposed to take you seriously?

[WISN 12 NEWS @WISN12News]

Doctor says COVID-19 transmission widespread in state https://t.co/gSvPpEBn39

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

Had to be up early for work, go back to bed or drink all the coffee and be productive?

[Steph @Steph93065]

How is this video not everywhere?

[Natalie @gnatnotnat]

Of course the biscuits won’t rise. That’s what happens when you. Forget the rising agent.

I guess it’s just soft tack then, but who knows.

#bakingfail