Doke

[Doke @gndavido]

@WelBeast Arshavin. Emirates. Barcelona, 2-1

[Doke @gndavido]

@Yuchenj_UW “Jack of all trades…Master of None”

[Doke @gndavido]

@elonmusk @aaronburnett And in addition had an engine out incident and still landed exactly where they wanted

[Doke @gndavido]

@elonmusk @aaronburnett Any investor with sense would realize the rocket touched down and exploded at the exact location they were aiming for in the middle of the ocean. Hence why there are drone cameras there recording.

[Doke @gndavido]

Nooooooo. Arteta needs to fumble this title asap

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Chelsea exploring deal to appoint Xabi Alonso as next head coach. 44yo former #RMFC boss understood to be open to possibility, although nothing decided yet as process continues. Andoni Iraola also strong contender ahead of departing #AFCB @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/39GzR6Z1Nc

[Doke @gndavido]

Ffs

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨✅ Arteta: “Kai Havertz and Martin Ødegaard are both back available for our game against Atléti”.

[Doke @gndavido]

@aa9skillz This is crazy but what’s even worse is that even in the games we scored 1 goal, it was a set piece (corner/pen) except for Southampton. SACK THIS CLOWN!

[Doke @gndavido]

@Philopearl_Afc As much as I enjoy and promote Arteta slander, this is just Prem tax. He would be cheaper in other leagues

[Doke @gndavido]

Everybody and their mom knows that the 2025/26 version of the Aston Villa 2-0 loss is coming. This football fraudulence is not sustainable

[Doke @gndavido]

Almost like we’ve seen this before…oh wait

[🐝🏆 @Bee__xo]

They’ve only been on top for 6 days this season and will go on to win the league? LOOOOOOOL.

[Doke @gndavido]

@FabrizioRomano 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Doke @gndavido]

@WelBeast What is this obsession with getting us close to something just not to finish?

Imagine a Sherpa hikes you up 1000 ft below Mt Everest peak but then you fall off the side… and then does that again and again and again.

I’d ask for a new Sherpa

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "

[Doke @gndavido]

@KalshiFC @WelBeast Stop with the excuses:
- Havertz: $82M
- Gyokeres: $86M
- Eze: $91M
- Zubimendi: $77M
- Madueke: $70M
- Ben White $70M
- Jesus: $55M

[Doke @gndavido]

@iamtobi HW4 likely isn’t even getting Unsupervised lol.

Some HW4 cars don’t even have wipers for the cameras or front cameras.

If they retrofit HW3, they’ll also need to retrofit old HW4. Then there’s the extra power needed for compute. This is not a trivial engineering fix my guy.

[Doke @gndavido]

The fact that he instantly knows what the reporter is referring to shows he’s aware of the criticism about him. But then he chooses to do nothing about it on the field. I despise this guy even more 😭😭😭

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

🎙️ “There was a Manchester City fan drinking out of an Arsenal bottle…”

🗣️ Mikel Arteta: “One fan you mean! So one fan that says something else over 60,000 that are incredible every time at The Emirates. I don’t get moved by that.” ❌😤

[Doke @gndavido]

Everybody is talking about the titles we’ve bottled. This Arteta guy’s first bottle was top 4 to the likes of Spurs but ppl think he won’t bottle this time cuz “City are bad”. 😭😭😭

[D @EideballHater99]

When he bottled a top 4 race to spurs despite having a 7 point lead with less than 6 games to go.

[AFC_Haywhy09 @haywhyy09]

These two conned millions of innocent children into supporting Arsenal and our lives hasn’t been the same again 😭😭😭

[D @EideballHater99]

@DaRealDonreal Always playing on the margins instead of just dominating our opponents.. Don't care if we also scam a UCL title, I'll never rate Arteta as a coach

[Doke @gndavido]

@OverlyTrev The Tesla team and Elon work harder and more efficiently than anyone else.

But Elon needs to give most probable timelines and let us know explicitly what’s needed to achieve “Unsupervised”. Or just stop posting vague or optimistic timelines. Investors and customers are involved