Dylan Kifer

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

they are both so talented

[Dylan Kifer @gnome_engineer]

@707_irl Ain’t no party like an anxiety party cuz an anxiety party don’t stop!

[Dylan Kifer @gnome_engineer]

@therapy_cinema Hey, just watched your Cruella video. I love how you guys work to talk about psych issues and try to educate people. Re: Cruella, I know someone in my own life who heavily relates with Cruella and she got a lot of help from a Psych book. JD may want read it for ed

[social.praxis.nyc/@nonlinear @nonlinear]

Moderna HIV vaccine to begin trials.
HIV.
Vaccine.
Using mRNA technology.

This is amazing. We should all invest in science.

https://t.co/FRBqm3E1DW

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Paulo. Sometimes he forgets he doesn’t have his leg anymore, but his human is always there to assist with the scratches. 14/10 for both

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

AAAAAGGHHHH DO YOUR JOB YOU USELESS FUCKING BAG OF CARBON!!!!!!!!

[GoodTimesWithScar @GTWScar]

Jellie just chilling under a blanket 😂

[GoodTimesWithScar @GTWScar]

This might be my favorite video ever of Jellie...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to answer a phone:
1. Stare at it until it stops ringing
2. Text "sorry, did you just call?"*

*If person immediately rings again after step 2, consider blocking number

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Weather report:

Grim and damp with some more spells of grim, getting increasingly damp into the evening and continuing to be grim through the night. Tomorrow, expect further lashings of damp, becoming grimmer as the day goes on

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Spoil someone’s day by telling them you finished all your Christmas shopping ages ago

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Try saying these without sounding sarcastic:

1. That's great
2. Good for you
3. Have fun
4. Fascinating
5. Thanks for that
6. Well done you
7. Good luck with that
8. Sounds thrilling
9. What a shame
10. Wow

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

This is totally INSANE, this petulant narcissist thinks being gently corrected, even EVER SO SLIGHTLY, by a freaking ASTRONAUT IN SPACE, worthy of giving her the finger in real time. If u think this is YOUR president, i can’t even. Take your false talk of civility and shove it.

[Iskall85 @iskall85]

Please tweet @ThatMumboJumbo that he is so annoying...

[Mumbo Jumbo @ThatMumboJumbo]

Please tweet @iskall85 to remind him that I am better at pool than he is

[Iskall85 @iskall85]

Lets just beat people who make content up, this is a proof that this world is just... wrong. Bleh

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

Which cat do you want to see added to Minecraft? Cast your vote!