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BZH redneck. systemd lover

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@_Geekha Oui mais tu as la carte vitale

[TF1Info @TF1Info]

Comment "réparer" la France ?

@JLBorloo : "Il faut de la diversité. Il faut avoir un regard d'ouvrier, de polytechnicien, d'ingénieur. On a plus que des organisateurs et là, la tribu meurt. (...) Il faut une nouvelle équipe pour redresser le pays."

📺 Face à @EliMartichoux

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@W_oyabun @LaurentObertone Tu m’as devancé 🤣🤣

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@Le_Figaro Ptdr le mec qui a voulu tout censurer bien fait pour sa gueule

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@brivael Ces fameux experts qui savent tout mieux que tout le monde, complètement réfractaires à n’importe quel changement 🤡

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@Ellibec Les opinions avant les faits. Triste France.

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@cybertruck And you’re still not available in France !

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR decided the IT department needed to foster the next generation of tech talent.

They assigned me a summer intern from an Ivy League university.

He showed up on a Monday morning wearing a slim-fit suit and carrying a mechanical keyboard.

He was overflowing with aggressive, unearned optimism.

He sat at my desk and immediately started talking about machine learning, containerized deployment, and agile methodologies.

He wanted to audit our codebase and optimize our redundant pathways.

He was a catastrophic threat to my entire way of life.

If he started digging into our infrastructure, he'd discover that my daily workload is entirely handled by 3 cron jobs on a hidden virtual machine.

I had to neutralize his ambition immediately.

I told him that before he could touch the cloud, he had to understand the dirt.

I took him down to the sub-basement where we store 15 years of abandoned networking equipment.

I pointed to a massive cardboard box filled with 2,000 tangled Ethernet cables, power cords, and obsolete serial adapters.

I told him we were implementing a highly classified physical redundancy architecture.

I instructed him to untangle every single cable, categorize them by length and gauge, and coil them using a specific over-under military technique.

He asked how this related to software engineering.

I stared at him with cold, dead eyes and asked if he thought the internet was made of magic.

I told him that true engineering is understanding the tactile friction of copper wiring.

I said if he couldn't master the physical layer, he'd never comprehend the virtual layer.

He swallowed, nodded respectfully, and walked into the basement.

I left him down there for 4 days.

I occasionally sent him Slack messages asking for status updates on the analog routing matrix.

On Friday, he emerged covered in dust, holding 1 perfectly coiled cable.

His suit was ruined and his eyes were completely hollow.

The optimism was entirely gone.

He looked like a man who'd seen the fundamental futility of the universe.

I took the cable from him, inspected it for a moment, and then threw it in the trash can.

I told him the copper was degraded by ambient humidity and was completely useless.

He didn't argue.

He just stared at the trash can.

I told him he was finally ready for real IT work.

I brought him to my office, gave him a switch, and told him to play Mario Kart for the rest of the afternoon.

I explained that our primary directive is maintaining systemic equilibrium.

Action creates friction, friction creates heat, and heat destroys servers.

Therefore, doing nothing is the highest form of technical optimization.

He sat on the couch and played Mario Kart with me for the next 6 weeks.

At the end of the summer, he wrote a glowing review of his internship, praising my visionary approach to workload balancing.

He's going to make a terrible engineer someday.

But he's going to make a fantastic IT Director.

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@LysandreBL On est déjà en faillite ?

[Rickroll @RICKROLL_87]

Netflix HACKED — GTA 6 Gameplay LEAKED!
#GTA6 #GTAVI #RockstarGames

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@AlertesInfos @davidlisnard et pis c’est tout

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@brivael Impossible de gagner trop de fonctionnaires et de retraités ☹️☹️

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@Colesacola

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@solishortus Au moins on ne l’entendra plus

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@UlrichRozier Faut pas l’utiliser et faire du terraform ou autre iac
Le cliclicpouetpouet c’est mal

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@juliencdt C’est la faute de l’ue

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@MeteoExpress Pour une fois qu’on peut remercier un anglais 🤓

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@DenisEstelle @Le_Figaro Cheh

[Un Odieux Connard @Odieuxconnard]

C'est l'été, on s'amuse avec de l'IA (en local) pour enfin prouver une chose : oui, le cinéma français est largement capable de produire des blockbusters, qu'importe ce qu'en disent les mauvaises langues.

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@Forhalinton Ben oui mdr