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kris // 25 // moscow mule aficionado // 🏳️‍🌈 they/she // here and ready to livestream the apocalypse

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it so often felt like dolly parton was the only thing holding this crumbling country together. what the hell do we do now

[Miracle. ESQ. MSW. @MiujizaMMilagro]

“Florida has not been lost because people stopped caring. Florida has been lost because too many institutions stopped investing, stopped organizing, and stopped showing up consistently. You cannot write off a state and then be surprised when people feel written off.” @AngieNixon

[🦌 @ssomebunny]

that Oomf who randomly capitalizes letters Purely based on Vibe

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

like why did matty healy make this my problem when i was 16 years old https://t.co/wSqjhegP8S

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[stella @mrdongren]

Sometimes u gotta listen to ur 2021 kpop playlist so u don’t blow ur shit clean off on a Thursday

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

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i am taking the next couple of years to mourn the loss of personal pan pizzas. that at when PE kills pizza hut in 5 years i’ve already moved on.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Pizza Hut is being sold to private equity.

Fast food giant Yum! Brands is selling the pizza chain, and all of the locations outside of China will be bought by private equity firm LongRange Capital for $1.5 billion.

China locations are being sold to Yum China for $1.2 billion.

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Democrats will of course not use this to their advantage

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I went on a date with a guy who worked for American Youth Soccer. He said basically American men's has never won a world cup because we don't have kids playing soccer in the street and Brazilian soccer is so influenced by kids playing in tight streets.

Mamdani has a 30 year plan

[Eugenio Tisselli @motorhueso]

"Officials discovered two industrial-scale water hookups feeding a data center campus located 20 miles south of Atlanta. One water connection had been installed without the utility’s knowledge, and the other was not linked to the company’s account"
https://t.co/vun5HyLvd3

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

people are breaking up who have never broken up before

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do yall know how much i love patrick stump. it’s very serious for me

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans.

After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company.

Now, the states have won.

[lesbian lifts @lesbianlifts]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am watching lesbians reinvent purity culture online and it’s SCARY!!!!!

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A Y CHROMOSOME* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Nick Zaccardi @nzaccardi]

The U.S. will finish with more gold medals and total medals in women’s events than men’s events for a sixth consecutive Olympics (Summer and Winter).