Goatcritic1 Critique

Grammar, goats, and good clean living.

[Goatcritic1 Critique @goatcritique]

@goatcritic1 Sirs: That is a capra aegagrus hircus with a head full of bad decisions and a muzzle full of Bolivian marching powder. I have alerted the authorities.

You should pray your maritime limits & boundaries charts are accurate. You will need them.

[Goatcritic1 Critique @goatcritique]

@goatcritic1 Sirs: Pope Francis, as head of the holy Catholic church, is not allowed to even dabble in wizardary. (See Catechism of the Catholic Church 2115-2117)

[Goatcritic1 Critique @goatcritique]

@goatcritic1 Sirs: goats are clearly -- CLEARLY -- Hufflepuffs. Please update your accounting accordingly.

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@goatcritic1 Sirs: two of these animals are dogs.

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@goatcritic1 Sirs: hooves are not nimble enough to manipulate lug nuts, so the fault is yours. You should at least have a AAA card if you refuse to learn basic life skills.