Jared Silvia

Makes things up but doesn’t lie. Runs @circuitchurch. Electronic music. Art.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

@jasonbenetti @andydirks12 Plastic Guy. A relation of Detroit techno artist Plastikman?

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions when I first heard “dirt cam,” I was cooking dinner and misheard it as “Dirks cam,” so when I looked over and saw it was a POV from the ground I was deeply confused. This isn’t a question. Thanks. I’ll take your answer off air.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions dirt cam is great. What’s the next unexpected place we need a camera at the ballpark?

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions what is your go-to karaoke song?

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayanswers a notepad with Rain Delay Questions at the top so I can write my rain delay questions.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions best movie with rain in the title?

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions @jasonbenetti what kind of tea do you have in the mega tumbler tonight?

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayanswers option 2: Split each in half and leave 1/4 as a sacrifice to the rain delay spirits.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayanswers Each into 3.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions Let's talk about the fact the Cincinnati chili has cinnamon and chocolate in it.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions Food room: Need additional details, menus, procedural rundown.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions Should umpires be able to have unlimited chili dogs during the game? Feel like they should.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions on ballpark vendors, mobile beer vendors calls really remind me of bird calls. If you were given the chance to sell beer at the ballpark, which bird would you base your beee call on?

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions Serious question: What other shape, besides curly, should Arby’s try for future fries.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions Would you drink a soda with pulp in it?

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

#raindelayquestions Dirks, buddy, you are so close with the kazoo. Hum into it instead of blowing. It’ll sing.

[David Lewandowski @badmocap]

10 years ago today, I uploaded 'late for meeting,'
still the most popular thing I've made

I am so proud that it's an original independent work that earned over 100m views. The success allowed us to begin the 3rd film in 2014, take more chances. Prod went from 1 year to 3 years..

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

@thekroog Looks awesome!

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

At this point my house is more ants than not ants.

[Jared Silvia @jaredsilvia]

Why would anyone go to a ghost breeder when there are so many perfectly good ghosts that need a home already at the shelter.