goatorcycle

sw punk formed in 2004. still hanging it out. give up you old cunts!

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3 new songs you undeserving fucks..
https://t.co/B2ZfJVJw

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@goatormike you mistake my all powerful CRYO CAST for a mere mortal neo g!?! Restring your guitar using bum hair immediately!

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Writing sessions for new goat LP in full effect. Working title 'bionic bastards' unconfirmed.

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After 3 swift wines guy opts for weak lager and…slaaaaayeeeerrrr!!

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After 4hrs goating and the annual garage tidy,guy retires to the goatory. Thin lizzy+booze=good

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@goatormike seems to have lost the plot. Last spotted way oop north spouting poetry and hassling people for pop. No more Jaffa cakes Bevan!

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@goatormike as a mark of respect to your courageous voyage I'm going to eat a whole pack of Jacobs crackers. Dry. Verily

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Official! The Goatorcycle twitter feed is about as lively as a George A Romero themed 100m dash! Where the shit are everyone's!

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Congrats to mrs Cregan for being the 2nd follower. You win mikes old pants. (em got the book. Sorry haze)

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Getting close to 1 follower now. Could be anyone. First one in gets a free copy of mikes yachting almanac 'sailing like fuck'