mrbevan

The most, least succesful member of the one and only pop band GOATORCYCLE ( re-spanded ). Despite losing 2 limbs and 47% of his skin from the Ebola virus.

[mrbevan @goatormike]

After discussing the age of religion against the age of fossils with my 5 year old son. He said god thinks that dinosaur bones are plastic".

[mrbevan @goatormike]

41 year old, father of 2, groundworker. Just watched Derek. Now an emotional wreck, beautiful, terrible, hilarious.

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@Joolzandy do you think it maybe a bit heavy, seems to have pinned that infant to the wooden floor ha.

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@Joolzandy hmm I floated lightly into 40ism, however, at 41 I have somehow become over voluptuous. Good luck and hide the fridge

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@rickygervais who's holding the camera phone if both hands are on jug's, duct taped to stiffy?

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@Guyrowswell when they left the freezer did they go straight on the plate?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“@danwot: my Xmas day is usually spent watching one of ur new DVDs but you've not got 1 this year”

Idiot abroad 2 is out!
Merry Rickmas

[mrbevan @goatormike]

Kid's are down, a pint of apple, tape a feather to side of head and dance round the garden in just a flesh disease. dad of the year again ?

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@iamlemmy Saw Motorhead 1981/2 Poole Art centre with Anvil as support, i was 12!! ears have been feckered ever since heh heh!

[mrbevan @goatormike]

Following lemmy on tweet he's class, i'm going tweet him. Hope he responds, in other new's Episcleritis in my left eye

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@goatorcycle restringing the guitar at all. With anything would be a start, in other news Tribute cornish ale.finally the weather DARK

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@goatorcycle ah well i have t ween myself off even ne-g so the only support i'll need is air er and the bar

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@goatorcycle neo-g and bionicness don't quite mix, 41 year old half alchy other half pisshead 6million dollar tit's lee major health problem

[mrbevan @goatormike]

Bionic bastards ! should'nt be sporting neo-g on various joints tho ?

[mrbevan @goatormike]

I will be delited not to buy a farm by nxt band practise/boozing/hi~jinx, to share n play this new song will be a life milestone truly

[goatorcycle @goatorcycle]

@goatormike seems to have lost the plot. Last spotted way oop north spouting poetry and hassling people for pop. No more Jaffa cakes Bevan!

[mrbevan @goatormike]

The laffs on u Irish cos it was fucking lush !!

[mrbevan @goatormike]

At a kebab shop in the
Orkney's shane mcowan thought i was van morrison, punched me n said thats 4 nikin my missus & the last can of tango

[mrbevan @goatormike]

@goatorcycle there was a man frm knole that ate jst jacobs alone, no water with food, his feet became smooth cos he turned to a pumice stone