🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️

his brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

Shopping cart keeps shocking me. unsure if this cheap 'refurbished' watch is to blame, or if I am developing Abilities.

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

everybody cares about watery stools when its caused by a produce parasite but nobody cares when its caused by my diet/thoughts/lifestyle.. #GodMorning‌Tuesday

[audrey @phlegmme]

“Your parents’ names are blue on Wikipedia!” Ok well if you’d actually bothered to click on them they would be purple, and you would learn they redirect to the page “Suspected Night Stalker victims”

[LM Sacasas @LMSacasas]

I found this slice of dialogue from Ursula Le Guin to be such an apt illustration of the nature of our situation in the present media environment. "When you eat illusions you end up hungrier than before."

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

@fetidrump agonizing being in the man quarantine garage listening to hardbass knowing high level ass shaking was happening nearby

[ཐི♡ཋྀ @gobIinarchive]

animal shaped obi knots by piy0ca

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

doctor phil is like if the bumfights guy posed as a social worker

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

it is hard to find a direct explanation of the phenomenon of 'outsider art' which doesn't sound sort of farty and post-modern to a layperson. on gaku shows strange, crude music made by people who have no knowledge or technical skill, and shows why that makes their music special

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

this is a perfect movie about outsider art

[Animation Obsessive @ani_obsessive]

From: On-Gaku: Our Sound (2019), dir. Kenji Iwaisawa, Rock'n Roll Mountain/Tip Top

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

former solo baker here 💕 if you are ever scared and alone at 2am, just remember that we are also scared and alone and searching the restaurant with the big kitchen knife because we are hearing voices

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

@fetidrump I have a proposal

[🍷 Mom Lalonde Daily @dailymomlalonde]

day 2

[THE COMPLETE DISHONEST AND UNWHOLESOME TRUTH @inauguraldeath]

[o] In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

[mr. joshua @pants]

The New PJs (1/4)

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Discobolus" by E. Shabelnik

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Israel can seize boats in international waters, a thousand kilometers away, and detain civilians with barely a whisper from Western media.

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

this sequence right here is one of my very favorite bits of animation. what a vision.

[🧙‍♂️ alfred 🧙‍♂️ @goatsmeal]

@ptrkbrn @EveDeservesThis prob easy to make. use any recipe for a soupy/creamy mac that uses cheddar (taste) + velveeta/american (texture). swap elbows for ditalini. toast breadcrumbs in a dry pan w black pepper. mb garlic too. grate in a lil parm and stir. add on top of mac w/ chopped scallion

[Art Encyclopedia @artenpedia]

Backstage at John Galliano Spring, 2008

[✨🎶Kristennnn🍉✨ @singingsox]

They’re spraying the forests with RoundUp.

Oh my god.

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

The profit motive will end life on Earth if we let it