Goat-Spy

Master will come. But first, I.

[Musharraf Ali Farooqi @microMAF]

Need to choose a ride for @goatspy. Thinking of Harley Davidson quad.

[Musharraf Ali Farooqi @microMAF]

The @goatspy is already among us. https://t.co/ckaFUdQq8x

[Yasser Hashmi @YasserHashmi]

@goatspy https://t.co/QaoF5NLwXn

[Hasan Zaidi @hyzaidi]

cc: @microMAF @goatspy https://t.co/YldrXFnubz

[Musharraf Ali Farooqi @microMAF]

Goatfusion! cc @goatspy https://t.co/t2JoSFbC3y

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

We share a birthday, so watch out. #YouKnowWhoYouAre
https://t.co/vV9bwjOIso

[Bibliophilia @Libroantiguo]

George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), only person awarded with Nobel Prize for Literature (1925) & Oscar (1938).

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

Worn between two beautiful women.
#FakeUrduProverbs

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

May you live long and ride goats! Next time send greetings with a bevy of slavegirls bearing mutton-chops. https://t.co/Nk2hsiVwRg

[Natalia Laskowska @n_laskowska]

Eid Mubarak, dear @goatspy. And many happy returns of the day!

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

Never understood the fascination with thin thighs.

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

Smelly liberals driving models to piety?

Ja!

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

Support a year in which only goats get published. #WeRecycle

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

Come walk with me.

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

Unreadably sad. Sadly unreadable. Sad is the whole story.

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

I write sad. Sad is my genre.

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

I am a goat-of-colour. (See below)

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

My writing advice:
Recycle

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

@imsabbah #HappyMothersDay

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@faridalvie #HappyMothersDay

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

@wyattbook Hello. School time. Get the satchel ready.

[Goat-Spy @goatspy]

Did Jack the Ripper really fart a lot?