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@simongerman600 do *not* try to tell me my man’s not Chinese

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@EastBayChris @SourdeathSam Marriage records incorrectly reporting Elaine Chao married him but a presser for him to clarify it was the other way around.

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@ProfRobAnderson Free simple

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@DerelickMySmith @BacardiCapital now it makes sense ty

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@world_look51352 @LukaLev Holy crap…first time I’ve seen a letter to Members of Congress on letterhead that frankly mogs that of the Members. Fucking ad for Sizzler.

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@Stephen19718352 Antigingerism unlocked

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@jeffgiesea

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@fagmyer @Itsjoeco @oilmutt As a kid in Manhattan Beach I would 110% of the time come home from beach with tar stuck to the bottom of my feet. Luckily my dad “safely” removed it with charcoal lighter fluid 🙏🏻

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@su_mo @mroliverbarnes always take a poison pill to keep an unwanted suitor at bay

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@mroliverbarnes In M&A wouldn’t that be called gun jumping since she was about to become a former coworker…so close but yet so far

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@MaSolaQueLaLun4 Es Meatloaf?

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@Jerry4Gambling suspect that getting shorted on cream choose may be the root of this

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@SireWatch @Pan_Zareta Well DMR just gave their sad thoughts. Not first time a catastrophically injured horse has been vanned off that track to mitigate PR impact of on-track euthanasia. Have even seen it with $8K claimer. How survivable was the injury is something we may learn in time if transparent

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@rBillSimmonsPod why did they mention Sandler was nails in Uncut Gems. performance was a fucking 💎

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@mexitalianbeef without your friends there to help you jumphump what’s the point…without them you’re just soaking for hours for no real reason

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@Slappy_White1 @barshoelife rotund

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@spikesguides those socks tho

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@boastfulswine @Clonerist

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@WeirdMedieval several too far this time

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@ponchopath @hogbagg i think she on the right in both pics