genie

art, the natural world, mutts. philadelphian. island dweller.

[genie @goblake]

@smerconish hey Mike, what’s with your “women like bad boys” sweeping generalization? You know better. At least I think you do.

[genie @goblake]

@dano_on What??

[genie @goblake]

@WordsWFriends @SeanAstin Enjoying playing against you! I gotcha on the first game, let’s see how u do today. #wordswithfriends

[genie @goblake]

@GovChristie “Dumb” is when you decide it’s a good time to pick at party divides during a global crisis, you halfwit.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Listen, Apple screen time report — nobody wants to hear your shit this week.

[genie @goblake]

@GovChristie That’s really helpful right now. #UkraineUnderAttack

[Eric McCormack @EricMcCormack]

Bernie Taupin’s 21st birthday and, last night, his 71st. Fifty years later... and I got to be Paul Lynde! Fifteen-year-old me would be losing his freakin’ mind. @eltonofficial @alicecooper

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans tended not to root for the Kremlin.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

JUST IN: iSIS is severing ties with the GOP claiming they’re too toxic for their brand.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Trump supporters: At the end of the Super Bowl, look at the scoreboard.

The team with the most points won.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The plot is getting thicker than my grandmother’s gravy. https://t.co/8WLjiexcXm

[genie @goblake]

Was there even one person at the #CapitolRiots who had a full set of teeth and/or an IQ above 75? #CapitolRiot #CapitolCoup #dumbanddumber

[Andrew Ross Sorkin @andrewrsorkin]

So Trump has access to the nuclear codes but he can't Tweet or post to Facebook.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No matter how you’re celebrating this year, Champ and Major wish you a Merry Christmas.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

This Christmas Eve morning, House Republicans cruelly deprived the American people of the $2,000 checks Trump agreed to support. On Monday, the House will hold a vote on our stand-alone bill to increase economic impact payments to $2,000.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

They laughed at a pandemic, mocked wearing masks, pushed false cures and made sure they were the first in line for the vaccine.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

D: $2000 checks
R: $600 checks?

D: $1200 checks
R: $600 checks?

D: $600 checks.
R: $2000 checks! Take it or leave it!

[genie @goblake]

https://t.co/yvhKJH3ZNa

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

BREAKING: Members of Congress who spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on living expenses a year are confused why the American people can’t live off of $600. Story developing.