Goblin Grl 🦡

rabbit lord

[Goblin Grl 🦡 @goblin_grl]

If I don’t land at least ONE (1) kickflip by September 2021 I will drive all the way back to my home town just to launch my deck into the east river. With me on it.

[َ @ungodlywests]

all sincere do is lie and steal aniya’s hair products omg

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane

[Goblin Grl 🦡 @goblin_grl]

Damn girl do you kiss your motha with that ass

[nat! @natsmut]

drug before drink you'll pee in the sink..... drink before drug...... you're seeing the bug.....

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[𒉭𓆏The Great Dane 𓆏𒉭 @thegreatdane269]

JUUL was the Saddam Hussein of the vape industry. It got absolutely brutalized by the government for flavors that “appealed to kids” (RIP Mango) just for every gas station to become infested with unregulated Chinese disposables that come in pastel colors and have flavors like “Willy Wonka bubblegum sugar delight”

[Surviving 51 Division 🇨🇦 Toronto Police @Surviving51D]

@pothen Being in police custody creates a profound power imbalance and leaves women uniquely vulnerable to coercion, exploitation and sexual abuse

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

Imagine being so angry over a leaf from 120 years ago that you’re willing to reheat your century-old beef DAILY. A lifelong hater. He just like me fr

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

rats coming back to remind the world they're the og plaguefluencers

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

@iamasoothsayer bro needs to get on Polymarket

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

canadian girls will be like "i needed this" & it's just going outside without a jacket

[musa dos meme @musadosmeme]

e lembrem-se, meninas
4 meses
2 anos
5 anos
se não, tchau

[breadloaf 🛤️ @taxspendlib]

yeah but you have to live in rural Nova Scotia

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page.

It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection.

Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do.

Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades.

The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water.

It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left.

The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero.

When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

[Goblin Grl 🦡 @goblin_grl]

Bf started vaping in the middle of his half marathon 😭

[andrés @andresmiguer]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

I’ve never understood why some parents expect you to let their kid cut you in the bathroom line “but my daughter really has to go” bitch this chick is 7 years old if she pees her pants literally no one will care if I pee my pants I’m getting sent to rehab

[wool hat @ghostxlovers]

songs used to have werewolves with chinese menus in their hands

[Goblin Grl 🦡 @goblin_grl]

Bf walking around the apartment saying “my name fent rub my belly” ??????? #whatdatmean