Shitfaced 1800s doctor about to amputate my leg: Gnnah bite down on this're Rag (handing me bloody rag) But ya might wannna a Drinjk this here bottleah n l take the edge offa- (tossing me flask)
Me: (gagging bc i only like seltzers but trying to look cool) It's smooth ,
when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant “obliterate” until one day my dad yelled at me for saying “we got sodomized out there” after the orioles lost a playoff game