nat

[nat @natfromonline]

manifesting that a kind hearted woman will come into my life and be very opinionated about my haircut and home decor choices

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Smoking on that shit that made Ford Focus

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

at the function with a heavy heart

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

I told Mr Cheney that the mechanical bull was too much but he just wouldn’t listen

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

(Walt Disney's father in a Walt Disney biopic) You will never have a Land. Or a World

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Shitfaced 1800s doctor about to amputate my leg: Gnnah bite down on this're Rag (handing me bloody rag) But ya might wannna a Drinjk this here bottleah n l take the edge offa- (tossing me flask)

Me: (gagging bc i only like seltzers but trying to look cool) It's smooth ,

[nat @natfromonline]

(talking in a group but nobody is listening to me anymore) actually i call it a bachelorette apartment

[nat @natfromonline]

i'm the grinch but for father's day

[nat @natfromonline]

october is my wife

[nat @natfromonline]

you’re in her dms i’m dilly dallying at the grocery store

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

[saw quotes @jigsaw_quotes]

Hello Jeff Bezos,

[laszlo @DavidTibet1]

They’re adding a new rule to chess and it has to do with love

[nat @natfromonline]

i am so mark hoffman

[Honest Kirby @KirbyHonest]

when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant “obliterate” until one day my dad yelled at me for saying “we got sodomized out there” after the orioles lost a playoff game

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

(Completely missing the area to feel someone’s pulse) He’s dead

[nat @natfromonline]

i love weird girls

[nat @natfromonline]

@JUNlPER (me walking into a store 10 minutes after opening) this store is going under they haven’t sold a single unit

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

congratulations to Movies. i enjoyed Watching so many of you !