❣️madison❣️

I am tired

[❣️madison❣️ @goblinette]

My moms been feeding this baby possum that lives under our deck these pics are sending me

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hope in the Next Life I’m a Shape or a Color or Something

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can���t find on Reddit

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

been giving this guy a fish every day. he keeps coming back for another one. I could teach him how to fish but I like feeling needed

[marie @astou_jolie]

You either have to be a bitch or get auto immune disease. That’s real talk.

[���️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

Yeah dude the moon just so happens to spin at the exact rate so that it looks perfectly stationary to us – and then also it’s exactly 400 times smaller than the sun but the sun is 400 times further away by chance so that eclipses match up perfectly

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

cracked my back in yoga class and reactivated some Molly i took in 2017

[L. 𓋹 @dollspoet]

“forgive & forget” WRONG!! SAW BATHROOM!!! 🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Your crucifixion storyline is meaningless unless you also include a resurrection finale

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“but you handled it so well”

thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

It’s all corrupt girl!

[miri @mishtimere]

imagine a wild horse running free. Do you think that horse would reply back in 24 hours

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

isn’t it funny that you couldn’t make jackass work if women were in it because then it just becomes someone’s fetish porn. actually no im realising in real time as i type this that the things they do to johnny knoxville are fetish porn to me too. never mind. never mind

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

HELLO I MIGHT NOT BE ACTIVE ON THIS WEBSITE FOR A WHILE DUE TO ME BEING COMPELLED TO TRAVEL TO THE DESERT AND BUILD A HUGE TOWER, OBELISK OR MONOLITH OF SOME KIND

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

As the CEO of the Torment Nexus I've been deeply disturbed by the things I've seen the Torment Nexus do. Humanity is not ready. How can you prepare? Well for a modest fee you can subscribe to the Torment Nexus.

[doxie @doxie_gay]

let’s bring back smoking in bars i think we’ve earned it