Ben Sekiro: Shabbos Goys’ Vice

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@Iron_S1ghts “Deploying tactical staircase!”

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@omwanba_ Why take a cab though? Just park your own car down the street or something. Your friend sounds fucking stupid for multiple reasons tbh

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@avery_online If you’re short and invisible to women, don’t worry, by working hard you can be fit and still invisible to women. Also your efforts will be seen as overcompensation and you’ll be laughed at for trying to better yourself. No excuses bro.

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@SkylerAAmos @XavierNukes People who say this were just dogshit at the game. You could unironically use whatever you wanted and still have fun if you weren’t playing like a lobotomite.

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@StygianAdara @howlongondaboat Great job naming zero things about the concept or execution that were worth a damn. Movie was dogshit btw. And the acting was hilariously inept across the board as well. Good for markiplier getting his little pet project made. Too bad it couldn’t also be worth watching.

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@bear_ing I actually don’t think idubbbz has anything that wouldn’t improve his life by losing it at this point

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@PalmyrPar @dyingscribe The newest predator film turning her ass into its own character that could walk around by itself was an inspired decision

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@revenant_MMXX Space marine 2 is like this and it feels pretty good

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@DanielP1973235 @GwynBizzy Wym we can clearly see he’s only drinking from one can of red bull.

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@PlankReturns @BostonFren_88 They think fake ones still have the medicine in them 😂😂😂

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@moonfairy_xo_ @zerowontmiss Nobody said that.

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@wydmaze She may be directionally correct on this issue, but let’s not allow that to distract us from the fact that Alex Cooper deserves to be kept in a small cage

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@CrazyFrogBing You deserve this

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@sooooluckyyyy Depends what you were selling. If you took this guys last $60 for like, some funko pops, then yeah.

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@Markjeffri66188 @KILLTOPARTY 🎯

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@martianwyrdlord I’m sorry but fully walking away from some stupid bitch mid-sentence just feels so good every time. Normalize doing it more often if for no other reason than it’s extremely satisfying.

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@HazelAppleyard Women are so beautiful it’s a shame they can’t also be good people :/

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@Tybolt333 @zerowontmiss That is entirely the wrong takeaway but it’s your choice

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@latkedelrey Women when you tell them you don’t want them to spend the night at their ex’s place for closure