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Alex | he/him | 29

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So I'm slowly moving over to bsky (under the same name) and need to find people

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Listen to Sisyphus: ten songs about hope. Beth Kinderman is amazing.

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The only two artists who can drop new music and I drop everything I'm doing to listen to it are Neil Cicierega and Beth Kinderman, and paints a very specific and not inaccurate picture of me as a person.

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@_nabreus @bircheswatching Where does Chicken Smoothie fall in this

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@brawlite I think some of these people (not all of them) would be happier if they discovered some particular kinks

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At the mall today, there was a thing to sign up for a chance to win a free Disney vacation, and I entered, so the universe has the chance to do something extremely funny and let me win a second free Disney vacation in my life

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@transgeriney @iodhadh Dude is out here in 2024 talking about marital debt (and teaching his 6 year old daughter about marital debt)

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@iodhadh Counterpoint: pasta

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@vultjag You should be allowed to legally stab them

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I genuinely think I lose trust in someone if I find out they like B5 but actively dislike Sinclair

Like preferring Sheridan is fine, tho Sinclair is my favored commander, but actively disliking or hating Sinclair? Wild. Bizarre

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In 2024, I'm fully back to just being excited they said a name or a guy kinda looked like a guy

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Over the course of my life, I have come full circle on Marvel movies

In 2000, I was just stoked I was seeing all these characters I knew, even if they were really different

By 2013, I was picking apart how things were different from the comics and how they did everything wrong

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@theolyss We've been buying farmers market tomatoes every week, and I have been eating tomato sandwiches (bread, mayo, tomato, nothing else) approximately every day

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@quinnscarlett13 I am so excited to see this sometime in the next few weeks

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@vultjag

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@InkfaceFahz Yeah, it's a Western set in I think the Arizona/New Mexico border area, about a corrupt sheriff trying to take over a town and the team up of the pictured Native guy and cowgirl and a not pictured cowboy trying to take him down.

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@radbeetle It's applicable to like, so many things

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I dug a pond

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@radbeetle This is, genuinely, the process a lot of indie sex toy makers use, printing a perfect stable resin model of the thing, making molds off that that'll eventually degrade and tear, and casting in silicone

Fun facts with Alex

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@radbeetle You 3D print a large decorative shrimp, then I make a mold off that, then cast the concrete myself

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@radbeetle Keeping stuff alive in an outdoor pond with outdoor cats in the neighborhood is wayyyy too much of a pain (and I'm hoping to long-term attract frogs and damselflies to spawn), but the likelihood of me running a planted shrimp tank grows daily tbh