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dalai lama of dive bar mixology

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

went to the movies alone and u guys were right it does feel like this

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

I was looking for my vape and then I found my vape and heaven knows I'm miserable now

[iz @goblinriot]

@lsdcuredme we can switch off who is the big freaky man and who’s the mopey brunette

[iz @goblinriot]

me and @lsdcuredme on the job

[A24 @A24]

Average coworker dynamic

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i want your jorts in my room i miss you all of the time

[James @JamesPhl96]

oh yeah? well I am also doing that

[iz @goblinriot]

thinking abt how a man recently asked me what my instagram explore looked like trying to flirt and i pulled up thousands of images of birds and he immediately became uninterested

[iz @goblinriot]

happy pride month to the kind lesbians at my job who took me on a field trip and taught me how to ride a bike

[miia @miiagarro]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 @coldgorlfever]

Having a short romance is chic. A one night stand or a situationship is not chic. An official relationship longer than a year isn’t chic but a failed engagement? Very chic. Being married less than 3 years is not chic but after that it’s chic again. Divorced also chic

[Rich Plaza @RageDisease]

Wearing this on a date and wordlessly adjusting it every few seconds

[iz @goblinriot]

got a milkshake during my lunch break at my big girl job

[iz @goblinriot]

hair holds memories so i’m shaving my bush

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

You get treated better at work when you. blow dry your Hair

[iz @goblinriot]

❤️

[iz @goblinriot]

@BenozichBrianna

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[iz @goblinriot]

i’m at work lezzing out on microsoft outlook