GoblinTuesday

Just a friendly group of Goblins bringing #TTRPGs to more people!

[TheRabbitHole @TheRabbitH0LZ]

No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism.

You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like.

Bro.

You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai.

You live in a constitutional republic.

Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested.

The modern left's definition of fascism:

You love your country? Fascist.

You want to enforce the border? Racist.

You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot.

You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow.

Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left.

But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country.

But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them.

Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected.

Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin.

Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao.

Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon.

Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII.

Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini.

Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign.

Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote.

But Trump is the king. Okay buddy.

You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours.
And they have you in the streets carrying their water.

The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned.

No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968.

Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote.

During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant.

But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression.

The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration.

Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check.

That's how you keep power without wearing a crown.

Biden built a censorship machine.

Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire."

They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho...

Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley.

And it doesn't stop at speech.

The extreme left justifies taking children from families.

Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene.

The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father.

Same playbook.

During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital.

But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously.

$2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings.

January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings.

Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided.

Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated.

CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up.

75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable.

Liberals who went to Trump rallies: "I never felt unsafe." "The experience changed me." They say.

Conservatives who show up on liberal campuses get screamed at, blocked, and assassinated.

One side talks. The other side screams.

The Party for Socialism and Liberation marched

Their stated purpose in their own words: "Revolution." Not reform. But Marxism.

500 groups. $3 billion in revenue. Pre-printed signs.

The signs were ready before you were even angry.

AND its all coming again .... if the left gain any power.

VOTE RED RED RED on November 3rd

[Woona_tuna🌙🐟 @Woona_tuna]

So...I'll be doing a small debut stream for my birthday would you guys join me on my special day, pwease?

October 26, 2026 5:30 pm CST

#Vtuber

[New Mexico Goatheads @NMGoatheads]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY - THE NEW MEXICO GOATHEADS WIN!!!

[Grand DM @Grand_DM]

“Why do you care? Go play something else.”

Funny. When we said that to people demanding D&D change to suit them, we were gatekeepers.

Now that they've gotten their way, it's suddenly reasonable advice. 🤔

[Grand DM @Grand_DM]

Many folks credit CR with bringing D&D into the mainstream, as though that's automatically a good thing.

For decades, we built our own space without demanding society conform to us. Then the tourists arrived, many through CR, expecting that space to conform to them.

And WotC, smelling money, was more than happy to oblige. Now that the new car smell has worn off, they want us back. Funny how that works.

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

We have also made the decision to step away from D&D for our main campaigns in 2027, in favor of exploring either GM preferred systems (PF/SF) or newly learned systems that players found cool (CoC/VtM)

#dnd #ttrpg #vtm #callofcthulhu

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

Work schedule has returned to normal so I spent yesterday editing for the first time in months, and I have new episodes of The Divine Order slated for release!

Additionally wife and I began redoing our stream stuff as we are planning a bunch of new stuff!

#ttrpg #dnd

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

It's never fun having to make the decision to cancel/end a game due to scheduling, but you gotta do what you gotta due

Time to regroup, reanalyze, and plan something new.

#ttrpgs #dungeonsanddragons

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

@newbiedm Yeah I feel the same way, 2027 we are going to be stepping away from DND as system for our full campaigns and may only use it for small one shots or something

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

Sydney Sweeney didn't set women back decades.

You know what DID?

-OnlyFans
-Men in women's sports
-Lindsay Clancy supporters
-"Sex work is work"
-Dylan Mulvaney
-Men in women's bathrooms
-Saying "Birthing people"
-Normalization of porn
-Demonizing stay-at-home moms

THAT is what did it!!

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

THEY DO IT AGAIN! 🚀

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

@LaSinity @GhostLifestyle The grape cran is my absolute favorite!!!

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

HIS FIRST NHL GOAL! 😤

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

@WayshrineTavern Thank youu!!!!! It's been a lot of fun building painting and setting it up!!!

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

Only have 1 more day off until airdnd next week, so had to start furnishing the tavern!!

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

I know I don't have a lot of #ttrpg players here (cuz I don't post that much) but we have been preparing for our Airdnd event that's now 10 days away...so let me show off some of the things we made!

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

@SpatialSpandex https://t.co/jh0iW5NHNJ

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

@SpatialSpandex You have to look for the spacers choice edition. When they released 2 they merged one and all the dlc in A remaster (I think)

[GoblinTuesday @goblintuesday]

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