mads

for the record i would not kill myself

[Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @PtDefianceZoo]

Join us in wishing Ume safe travels on her next adventure! It’s hard to believe the tiny calf who arrived looking like a little “watermelon on legs” is now a confident, independent young tapir ready for her next chapter. ❤️

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[mads @gobymads]

gave my boyfriend an extra big handful of kibble before going on vacation

[Marta Corey @yyzpz]

trying to plan a trip for my birthday feels like this

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[🚣‍♀️ @chillerguylife]

A haiku about watching birds

[mads @gobymads]

how does one balance being a good friend, a good partner, and stay true to what they themselves want

[mads @gobymads]

was so upset driving to my boyfriends place today that i listened to purely instrumental jazz

[Garlic @justreadin11]

My boss gets it

[maria ˃ 𖥦 ˂(dms for skin removal only) @90smiau]

and for the lady, perhaps jazz hands?

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

If you love someone remove them from the pedestal which imprisons them and denies the fullness of their humanity. Allow them to be imperfect and assure them that their so called imperfection is also a reflection of the divine.

[mads @gobymads]

finally dating someone who actually likes me and has hair

[Mike @hammerito]

How it feels walking to the halal truck after a bong rip

[TenDay @CaliTenDay]

Friend started running a while back, and I asked how many miles she does a week and she told me she doesn’t know, that she just goes outside and runs and stops when she’s tired.

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

Turn that george harrison up white girl

[michaels @happynormalboy]

i love going to the movies and i love going outside and seeing a bird

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Billions must smile

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[mads @gobymads]

the love of my life will not make me clean my room